2007
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The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.
Scientists cannot even explain how he managed to survive a quarter of a century.
Events of 2007
- February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
- February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his DVD.
- February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
- February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday. He releases his "future message".
- March 6 - Christian's brother Cole Smithey begins to ask him about his parents.
- March 6 - In an e-mail, Cole Smithey claims to have been abused by Bob and Barbara Chandler.
- May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.
- June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
- June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
- June 27 - Christian cries with his mother whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
- June 29 - Christian makes his PaRappa the Rapper video and enters PaRappa the Rapper Contest .
- July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
- July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
- July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
- August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
- August 3 - Christian immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he didn't get the opportunity to impress Megan.
- August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Christian admits to cheating to win the PaRappa the Rapper Contest.
- August 4 - Christian writes another angry letter to Nintendo, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
- August 8 - Megan sends Christian an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest.
- August 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for "touching" her.
- August 10 - Nintendo responds to Christian's e-mail. They don't take him seriously.
- August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having cofessed his love to her.
- October 3 - Christian buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
- October 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for being too pushy.
- October 19 - Christian shows hostile behaviour towards a friend of Megan.
- October 20 - Christian apologises to Megan for his hostile behaviour. He blames it on his homophobia.
- October 26 - Christian is photographed at the Game Place playing Pokémon.
- October 31 - ED page on Chris-Chan is created. (according to Christian. According to the history it is created a bit later)
- November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
- November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
- November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
- November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
- November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
- November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
- November 10 - Christian makes an account op ED, and starts editing the article on him.
- November 11 - Christian uploads drawn nudes of himself and the Sonichus as a protest against ED.
- November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.
- December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".