An Official Sonichu Update

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This is an official update to all the loyal Sonichu fans on the Internet and everywhere else. Well, first off, while the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, the whole website, they did manage to get their ill-gotten money, but I say screw them.

(Flips off camera)

In the EEEEEYAAAAR!

(Wiggles middle finger in ear)

So anyway, uh, aside from that note, let's get down to our serious measures. Well, there, well I have been hearing the rumour of the medallion-stealing, as you can see it's still on me man, ain't nobody going to get it off me 'cause more security measures have been taken, this one might be the real one, this one might be the false one... how are you to know? Hmmm, that's for your own understanding.

But aside from that, I wish to let you all know about how you can actually officially have your own officially approved by myself and distribute, have your own officially approved and well-distributed similar medals. Okay, well, first off about 2005 I sent a letter to Nintendo of America telling them about, informing them about my idea, and let me make it perfectly clear, perfectly clear, parodies are legal to copyright, they, so long as they don't claim to be the original or never intend to be they are spoofs, parodies, and they are, aforemost, legal.

So anyway, I sent a letter to Nintendo of America in April of 2005 and they sent me back a reply in the big envelope which I will now read to you a few quotes from as to like, how they have, felt about the idea, so, in the first, so, just give you a few quotes here, so like they say "We appreciate you taking the time to share your great Sonichu game idea with us" and uh... yeah... it says here that, yeah, it goes on to say that "Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week they receive hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to use ideas from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly working to develop new products and games idea.

Now, here's the interesting part where they quote about how I can actually go further about, about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me making it, making it totally real, with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and officially released, personally-approved medals, instead of some crappy sugar cookie imitations, that like, you have seen in that pictures. Hey, they give me a free sample of that at the grocery store, it was delicious, that sugar cookie. And this is not a sugar cookie. This? Hard plastic. Haaaard plastic. I tell you what.

But anyway, getting back to the letter, they say that "the best way to let other fans know about my idea or generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is post the ideas to the forums on their site." Well like, I say, you all, like I've done, done better than that, hey, the website, the myspace page, the group under myspace.com, and so many other things, some, a few videos on YouTube about myself, and you know what, hey, think about this, you help me, you, listen, you take heart of this, and you might be able to actually see official releases of the DVD I put together and, about when I turned 25, hooray. Alright, so anyway, getting back to that, what you can do to see all this and for wishing and officially approved distribution you go to nintendo.com, okay, if you have an account, or if you don't have an account you get yourself signed up for free. Talk about Sonichu, build up more hype in their forums everywhere, send them e-mails requesting that they bring them to frui-fruition, they talk to me about, about, about bringing all that to fruition. Send them the e-mails, handwritten letters to their official building in Seattle, Washington. You get the address off the back of any Nintendo of America distributed game software. Also you could send such letters and e-mails in possible forms suggestions towards Sega of America. Do one or the other, or I would recommend doing both, sending the cop-, sending one to the other and the copy to the-, sending one copy to one and the copy to the other.

You do that, and I will guarantee the more likely success of distribution of the official videogames I've been dreaming of in my head, you will definitely see more comic books, you will definitely see animations and distributions of official action figures and approved medals. So there, that's all you've got to do. Let Nintendo and Sega know about the hype, send them your personal requests and everywhere, tell them to talk to meeee, they both, Nintendo of America and Sega of America, they know my address and my phone number, they have it in their systems. So, talk to them, have them talk to me. Bring the Sonichu idea to fruition!

And that's da update for now. Thanks for listening.