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July 2016

  • Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4 8 July 2016 (14:15) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    The fourth and final installment of Chris's unremarkable reading of a book so goddamn uninteresting, it makes listening to paint dry more fun. At the end, Chris—you guessed it—begs his audience for handouts.
  • Announcement 20160709 9 July 2016 (8:16) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    This video mostly consists of Chris whining about his responsibilities and how he and Sonichu continue to go unrecognized by SEGA. He also begs for more donations.
  • Thank you. 11 July 2016 (0:38) HandoutsHandouts TragedyTragedy Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris thanks whoever recently sent donations to him, and then immediately requests for MORE!
  • Update 20160718 18 July 2016 (4:46) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis
    The glorious return of the "Captain's Log" opening! Rather than just beg for money, Chris is paid to do a video. This'll set a bad precedent...
  • Josh Lover of men 20 July 2016 (2:48) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason SmugSmug BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read a paragraph written by a homo named Josh aloud. At the end, he smugly agrees with all the "positive" things Josh wrote about him.
  • Happy Birthday, Nathan. 21 July 2016 (0:20) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    A dolled-up Chris is paid to wish a Happy Birthday to a Nathan; who is no doubt, now permanently flaccid thanks Chris's appearance in this video.
  • Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare 21 July 2016 (2:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason ComedyComedy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud, this time straining to censor himself.
  • Singing "Yellow Submarine" 22 July 2016 (3:51) MusicMusic HandoutsHandouts ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid to sing over a Beatles' song, which he carries outs very eagerly. We are also disfavored with a sickening glance of Chris's unwashed crotch.
  • Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies 22 July 2016 (0:21) MusicMusic SexSex HandoutsHandouts CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to grab his chest and sing the word "fuck" 32 times... unsurprisingly, this video was quickly deleted by YouTube.
  • For Elisabeth 22 July 2016 (4:27) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to sing over a song for an Elisabeth.
  • To Stephen. 22 July 2016 (1:18) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to give a shoutout to a Stephen.
  • Machine Romans 28 July 2016 (1:23) HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to read another "copypasta" aloud. This time uploading the request to a separate account.
  • Chapter 1 30 July 2016 (15:22) ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris starts another reading series. Notably, this one is the novelette written by Vivian Gee. Prior to now, Chris has never read this story before.

August 2016

  • Reading A Girl Who Brought Down the World, Chapter 2 8 August 2016 (15:47) Vivian Gee A Girl Who Brought Down the World ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Shattered HeartThe Shattered Heart
    Chris continues his reading of Vivian Gee's story. He looks extremely uncomfortable throughout the video. Notably, he replaces the name of the main villain (himself) to Christabelle. This is extremely bizarre, as his desire to separate himself from the story conflicts with his massive ego (he can't allow a fictional story to portray himself as his biological sex, despite it being written before the Tomgirl Saga).
  • Singing an ol' diddy 23 August 2016 (3:48) MusicMusic SexSex RageRage GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts BusinessBusiness Turquoise Tank TopTurquoise Tank Top
    Chris is paid to reprise his greatest hit! He makes a few autistic artistic changes.
  • Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song 30 August 2016 (2:25) HandoutsHandouts MusicMusic CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid for another birthday shoutout. He sings over "Hearts Strong as Horses" from My Little Pony.

September 2016

  • Paid Message to the Trolls 7 September 2016 (2:26) TrollsTrolls HandoutsHandouts PoliticsPolitics ReasonReason BusinessBusiness PmurtPmurt Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid to read a message addressed to Kiwi Farms. Unrelated, he mocks then-presidential candidate Donald Trump.
  • CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW 8 September 2016 (7:29) TrollsTrolls SexSex HomosHomos TelevisionTelevision ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris grants a rare public interview.
  • We Like Pearl 27 September 2016 (3:05) HandoutsHandouts TelevisionTelevision CrazyCrazy BusinessBusiness The ClopperThe Clopper
    Chris is paid—yes paid—to rant about his favorite character from a children's cartoon series.
  • Hello 29 September 2016 (0:13) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason BusinessBusiness Blue and White Striped DressBlue and White Striped Dress
    Chris is paid to greet a Faris and a Pepper.

October 2016

November 2016

  • Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! 9 November 2016 (1:01) ViolenceViolence PoliticsPolitics RageRage TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis The Happy HagThe Happy Hag
    Chris's response to the 2016 presidential election. He threatens death upon the presidential-elect of the United States!
  • Feelings of the election results 12 November 2016 (4:53) PoliticsPolitics ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy ReasonReason RageRage TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting Red with ButtonsRed with Buttons
    Chris, still salty over the election results, follows up with even more death threats against the President-elect of the United States.
  • I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously 15 November 2016 (0:52) WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason TomgirlTomgirl Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Facebook temporarily bans Chris because of his repeated death threats against Donald Trump. He redirects his audience to his Twitter account.
  • Help, please 21 November 2016 (0:47) HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Chris's mortgage is due, and he desperately begs for donations (which he's really gonna use to buy LEGOs instead).
  • CWC vs Koas 24 November 2016 (9:12) Video gamesVideo games BusinessBusiness MachinimaMachinima
    An extension of the Selling Out Saga, Chris advertises new merchandise for his audience to buy.

December 2016

  • Z-Ring Fun Extra 30 December 2016 (5:56) Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason Financhu CrisisFinanchu Crisis I'm Done AdultingI'm Done Adulting
    Chris spends six minutes talking about a toy he bought for himself for Christmas.