Talk:CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation

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What is this, I don't even? Business people? God damn it, I hope he knows that if he tries to sell this in any way shape or form Sega and Nintendo will LITERALLY tear him a new asshole.--Sonichuistehcool 03:22, 24 November 2009 (CET)

I wonder what inspired him to do this? What does he expect to happen? Who is this for? What is going on aaahhhhrghhhaha my brain! CWCattack 03:52, 24 November 2009 (CET)

  • This reminds me of those investor videos, like "HELLO AMERICAN INVESTOR!" I haven't had a chance to watch the video (just got back from work) but this reminds of old school Chris. --Champthom 04:11, 24 November 2009 (CET)
  • From CWCipedia: ist1 = I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow. Stay Safe --ChrisChanSonichu 03:23, 24 November 2009

(CET) --Anaconda 04:02, 24 November 2009 (CET)

His boobs.. they're larger than usual. Wearing his bra perhaps.. --Dave

Even for Chris, the sheer amount of living-in-the-past on display is baffling. Llort 03:56, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Is there anyone who noticed the extra-long sleeves added to the clown shirt? Do this is due to some autistic hyper-sensibility or the shirt is too worn out? Griffintown 06:41, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Transcript

If anyone wants to get started on the transcript, to avoid conflicts while cutting down effort, please work on the first 2:40 of the video. I'm working on the latter 2:41. --Tristran 03:29, 24 November 2009 (CET)

  • I can do the first 2:40. (edit: done) Alteceastlansing 03:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)
    • Between that horrible music and the incessant, incoherent babbling, he's really asking for someone to drive a railroad spike through his fucking skull. --Tristran 04:21, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Transcript, Part 2

Same deal. I'll do the last 4:06, and I hope someone can pick up the other 4:05 of it. --Tristran 04:34, 24 November 2009 (CET)

  • Sure, can do. Dkaien 04:45, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Lol, cell phone

Why does this idiot keep dropping his personal information? Orly444 04:05, 24 November 2009 (CET)

  • Spoiler: Chris realizes that the Internet already knows his personal contact info, so no sense in hiding it. --Champthom 04:11, 24 November 2009 (CET)
    • Regardless, don't you think that he'd learn his lesson by now? Orly444 06:18, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Hi, Billy Mays here with Sonichu, The raddest, most zapinest original creation by Christian Weston chandler... --Dave

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Oh lawd, call in the businessmen. --Greatestenemy32

I believe that this is NOT a new video, rather a throwback vid from the Miamoto sags. Recall if you will Chris saying that he could not raise the funds and sent a CD with a presentation and power point instead? This must be that video. Kast Iron 09:30, 24 November 2009 (CET)

I don't think he had that flat screen tv back then --Greatestenemy32

Chris's version of the formal wear Sonichu and Rosechu

I swear to God, it's on the CWCki somewhere, unlinked, or maybe it's even on CWCkipedia. In any case, FIND IT and link it here. Same with all the other fan art here.--Champthom 09:46, 24 November 2009 (CET)

About the Power point presentations

Should it be noted how they fucked up to the point where youtube couldn't process them and deleted the vids? I think Chris is perhaps too stupid to check that his videos work properly(Letting the frame skipping ones pass), it may take him a while for him to figure out they didn't upload. --Dave 16:58, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Doubtful. I wouldn't put it past him to have tried to upload the actual PowerPoint file and think that it could display on YT OK. Both botched up so that's the more likely thing. Allen Longbolt 00:04, 25 November 2009 (CET)
  • That one video that had no sound is more or less proof that Chris really doesn't check to see if his videos work. I'm inclined to agree with Allen Longbolt that Chris probably tried to upload a .ppt file. If we're lucky, maybe Chris will do a video presentation of his slideshow, with commentary and stuff. --Champthom 00:38, 25 November 2009 (CET)

Subliminal messages?

There are clearly some inserted flickery frames of weirdness in some of these videos. Subliminal messages, or just shitty editing or not-so-stellar video processing, courtesy of PSTriple? I'm leaning on the latter. Anyway, someone should probably look at this stuff frame-by-frame - I have sort of sore eyes right now... --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 20:15, 24 November 2009 (CET)