BILLY MAYS
TV advertising man turned Internet troll. Provides both epic-lulz and wisdom in #Sonichu and on the forum. Talks in ALL CAPS and preaches the Gospel of Oxyclean and the Big City Slider Maker.
In real life he is arch-enemies with Chef Tony and Barry Scott.
On 03 March 2009, Chris under duress by Max, declared BILLY the third mayor of CWCville.
His first order of business is "ADULT PARTYING" and promises that everyone will go home smokey. He stated "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR".
Autistic Man
A series of short stories written and translated into "NON CAPS PUSSY TALK" by BILLY MAYS which can be found below. When asked about the few spelling errors and a couple of major plot fuckups/inconsistancies, Mayor Mays only responded "PROOFREADING IS FOR FAGGOTS".
- Autistic Man Resolves A Bank Heist "EASILY THE BEST ONE. DEMONSTRATES HIS SUPERPOWER, BAWWING VILLAINS INTO SUBMISSION"
- Autistic Man Goes To Ci-Ci's Pizza "AMUSING, BUT CLEARLY WRITTEN IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES"
- Autistic Man Goes To A Bar "PRETTY FUNNY AND LIKELY PRETTY ACCURATE"
- Autistic Man Turns 27 "ACCURATE, BUT SUCKS OUT LOUD"