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Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you.
Chris's messiah complex in full force, said to a woman going through a divorce.[1]
Sonichu character
CPU Blue Heart
Date of birth 16 June 2018 (rebirth)[2]
Date of death 1994 (reincarnated in 2018)
Gender Female
Species Console Patron Unit
Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)

CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia)[3] is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles. After being instilled by the Idea Guys in late 2017, she also serves as one of Chris's escapist alter egos – providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex.

The Idea Guys and Hyperdimension Neptunia

See also: Hyperdimension Neptunia
Chris depicts the time he was possessed by the Dreamcast CPU.
  • Idea Guys introduced HN to Chris in Nov 2017 (check social media posts)
  • 8 Nov 17 - Chris touches Dreamcast and shares body with Uzume Tennouboshi[4]
  • December 2017 - Battery-Charge Heart



The Idea Guys introduced Chris to the franchise as a means to validate his fantasies and brainwash his beliefs, manipulating and bullying him by role-playing as Hyperdimension characters. After their removal, Chris created a new fictional land in the Hyperdimension universe - Comma, aka the Commodore land - crowning himself the CPU goddess of the Commodore 64 in an attempt to reclaim his shattered ego.

After creating the fictional land of Comma, Chris said a new Commodore 64 CPU would be chosen soon. He also stated that this new CPU is a woman and has a working Commodore 64. He created this story to stroke his ego since he thinks he's a woman and thought his C64 worked. But his scheme failed as his C64 did not function. He later made two videos asking for help to fix his C64.

Why Chris chose the Commodore 64 is still not known, it could be due to his sentimental value towards the C64, as it was his first computer which he remembers as a gaming console due to Bob buying and coding games on it for Chris.


On 2 July, Chris liked some fanart of her and responded by posting Scarlet's backstory.[5]

In The Awakening of a CPU, Chris mentioned that he is the CPU goddess Blue Heart. So enamored was he that he changed his Twitter handle to "Chris Chan Sonichu/Blue Heart" and edited the bio to:


The Awakening of a CPU

I had lived a long, trying and mentally and emotionally enduring life, made my own progress, recovery and whatnot. Me! A half-Sonichu individual of this Earth 1218; destined to be a console patron unit!
Sonichu #13 epilogue

On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded two videos requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64; in an unusual move, computer hardware is a topic he rarely touches upon. Little did his followers know that two days later, Chris would start identifying as the Goddess, CPU Blue Heart.[2]

According to Sonichu #13—which at this point in the series, acts as a pseudo-biography for Chris to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—June 16th was a prophecized event, in which he received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.


Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled the original incarnation of Scarlet.[6] He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet[7] He also urged his followers to draw her and pray like idolatry. [8].

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Life as a Goddess

Chris has the option of transforming an an overpowered Goddess, an overpowered Alicorn, or a Sonic OC.

PARAGRAPH ON GODDESS AS A JOB


In February 2019, during the period of mass blocking by members of the brony analyst community, Chris created his current Twitter handle, CPU_CWCSonichu, as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original handle redundant.

When not body swapping with Sonichu or Magi-Chan, Chris often caps off his online posts with the emojis "⚡️💙⚡️", representing his signature as CPU Blue Heart.


EDITOR NOTES

  • Introduced 16 June 2018
  • "Scarlet" retconned as "Scarlett" later


  • At BronyCon 2019, as part of his cosplay, Chris wore a crudely made Commodore logo on his head.
  • My Little Pony Protests - in the third person, uses the phrase "Oh my Chris Chan"/Chris invokes his status as a deity to try and convince Hasbro to budge.



In the comics

  • Seeds sown in Sonichu 13 (Awakening of CPU)
  • Further detail in Sonichu 14

Gallery

See also

References