Fuck Quest
"Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for china. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. We're beginning to see a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his clothing and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new medallion will help him get laid. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his HONESTY down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harrassment.
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