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Alas fellow aspies it's not only (a number of) the neurotypicals who have it in for us but also Chris-chan himself; see the Asperger syndrome article.

European Qoheleth
Information
Discovered Chris-chan through Some wiki about crap webcomics (of which Sonichu was one mentioned)
Why I'm Here A mixture of doing a Sister Sledge moment and morbid fascination
Date of Birth 25 August 1992 (age 32)
Gender Male

Userboxes

Catholic Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Asexual Asexual
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.
PS2logo.png PS2
This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.
PS3 PS3
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.
Ireland Irish
Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh!
Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!
Wii Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Quotes

  • "He's also just kind of bothered by the fact that it sounds kind of like "ass burgers":


I refuse to let something that has a name that sounds like a bad cut of meat and is NOT as Special as us take our light away.

—Chris, in an e-mail to Jackie.

Chris has yet to realise that the burgers he usually shoves down his throat are often made of minced rump steak, or 'ass burgers', if you will. "

- The Asperger syndrome article

  • "His racism and chauvinism have nothing to do with his autism." (Amen saieth Qoheleth!)

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person

  • "This article is about a person/organisation who is an enemy of the Autistic community and should be ignored."

- The autism wiki's entry on Chris-chan

  • "I've raised a son with autism who is far worse functioning than you are and he can easily make his own decisions. The only thing I see here is a person who is not only lazy and makes excuses, but cannot even take charge of his own life."

- Reggie Fils-Aimé (Aptly the minister of taking names looks like Mr. Clifford; the economics man who also pours the cold water of truth on people.)