Sonichu's News Dash

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OH GOD THAT FACE
Well, it’s the end of another month, and I still don’t have a girlfriend. Maybe my latest idea, the Sonichu’s News Dash! newsletter, will make the ladies take notice of me.
Chris, believe your own newsletter will attract women, 31 January 2004

"Newsletter" that Chris updated his nonexistent fanbase with updates. Often contained poetry, dating advice, etc. Prime work of the early Chris-chan, pre-ED.

Was scolded by Mary Lee Walsh for passing out physical copies around the PVCC campus.

The News Dash Incident, in Chris's own words

Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT XXXXX! In response, Iplan to incite the masses, and hope they DEMAND the return the News Dash so my chances on getting a girlfriend can be restored. I have also declared WAR on them as well!
Chris[1]

Sauce

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