Saga
A saga (from the old Norse sögur) is an overall story arch of events pertaining to Chris's trolling.
The term first came into widespread use with Miyamoto saga and the term has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term dynasty).
Some argue that the usage may have originated with Vivian Gee's Audiobook saga project.
List of Sagas
Megan Saga
- Main article: Megan Schroeder
The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with Encyclopedia Dramatica and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness.
Adam Stackhouse Saga
In June of 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be cockblocked beaten by a much superior entry, made by Adam Stackhouse. Chris would rage for quite some time, before deciding enough was enough.
ED Saga
In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and put up the Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage. Chris would initially think that they just got information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. To this day, Chris still believes ED is still out to get him.
Blanca Saga
- Main article: Blanca Weiss
Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first internet sweetheart. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain and destroy Chris's medallions.
Jimmy Hill Saga
- Main article: Jimmy Hill
At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.
Clyde Cash Saga
- Main article: Clyde Cash
In an attempt to get back at Chris for his brother's suicide, Clyde Cash would go on a months-long trolling spree, going to great lengths to get back at the autistic wonder before taking his own life. Even now, Chris believes he's still out there, trolling him...
PandaHalo Saga
- Main article: PandaHalo
When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. Sadly, Panda was raped by Clyde and was bearing his child. Unsurprisingly, Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian brushfires, despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the Scrapbook of Fail and Slideshow.
Miyamoto Saga
- Main article: Miyamoto Saga
In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll Shigeru Miyamoto, who would attempt to try to make his Sonichu game fantasy a reality. In the end, Reggie Fils-Aimé shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a Powerpoint project that talked in great length about himself... and very little about his game.
Julie Saga
- Main article: Julie
In Feburary 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be JUUUUULAAAAAAAAY! Julie, who was in actuality BlueSpike. In this brief time frame, BlueSpike would release the infamous sex tape, force Chris to declare BILLY MAYS mayor of CWCville and destroy his second medallion, sticking it in his ass. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the PVCC and this very wiki.
Ivy Saga
- Main article: Ivy
In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with Ivy, his then-latest sweetheart. His crush towards Ivy would lead Chris to create three special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from Joshua Martinez and interference from Bob Chandler and Rocky Shoemaker.
Liquid Chris Saga
- Main article: CChanSonichuCWC
In July 2009, the TRUE and HONEST Christan Weston Chandler would come forth after the other Chris would reveal himself as a troll in one video. The other Chris, Ian Brandon Anderson, would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of Sonichu 9, something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.
Recently, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker.
