Warning - Naughty Women ;)

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Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009 (originally uploaded as 10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)) is a video in which Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual. Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality.

Original YouTube Description

Warning - Naughty Women. ;)

See Original, uncensored Drawing at http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:CWCMenajAQuad.jpg

Video

Transcript

Hmm, Captain's Loooog. 10 October 2009. Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state...THE update [dramatic glasses removal] that will be on the CWCipedia tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that. Good viewers.

"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"

Now, for those who DAYARE continue to mislabel me as dang gaaaaay, homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... [shakes head] I'm straight. I. Am. Straight. [Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his sneering face] And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex [angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's man breasts] with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middoo is half-and-half!

[Chris points camera back at his enraged face] I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls! [sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself]

Thank you very much [flashes victory sign] and have a good day. [bends down to the controller to halt recording]