Reggie Fils-Aimé

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Reggie Fils-Aimé,
He's here to kick autistic ass and chew bubble gum...and he's all out of bubble gum

Reginald "Reggie" Fils-Aimé ((pronounced fee-suh-may) Not fucking "Fills-Eye-Mez" as Chris says), Is the president of Nintendo America and colleague of Shigeru Miyamoto. He is also an objector of "true love" according to Mr. Chandler.

Currently not speaking to Mr. Chandler after Chris stood up Shigeru Miyamoto at a meeting to produce a Sonichu game for the US (as Jimmy Hill Owns European and Japanese gaming rights). Chris threatened to take Reggie and Shigeru to Charlottsville court for causing butthurt in his lack of response, before going back on his word and BAWWWWing to them in an apology video.

Reggie's next video game, Kick the Autistic will be released for the Wii and DS in time for Christmas.

Fil Aime Saga

Let me just say a few morethings, and then I'll stop e-mailing you for a long while. There wasPositively NO NUDITY at all in the Powerpoint Presentation. And Whatthe heck is WRONG with True Love and Kissing? Are you a Virginyourself? Have you had a BUNCH of Bad Dates? Or are you sooClosed-Minded and Rednecked? I gave you respect after seeing you inthat video on my Wii, yet you tell me that True Love is WRONG? You arejust as bad or WORSE than the Real-Life Mary Lee Walsh, or as she isknown as in the Comics now, Slaweel Ryam.

I pity you if you've had your share of Bad Luck in True Love, yet at this point, you have just Lost My Respect.

True Love is a Truly Sacred Bond between WOMAN and MAN, and when theyare together, they get attracted to each other very much to Kiss andlater Make Love. GOD and JESUS WANTS US ALL TO EXPERIENCE and SHARETrue, Straight LOVE! THERE IS NOTHING OBJECTIONABLE FROM THAT! I am aman who stand for True Love and Honesty, in comics AND in Real Life,although I am still a Frustrated Virgin with Autisim on the side. ATLEAST I AM MAKING A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN KEEPING TRUE LOVE BETWEENONLY WOMAN AND MAN IN MY ACTIONS. On a Side-Note, I DESPISE ALLHOMOSEXUAL MALES, PERIOD!

ALSO, I BET YOU PROBABLY SMOKE AND DRINK, don't you? I SPEAK AGAINSTTHOSE AS WELL SINCE THEY ARE TOOLS TO SPEED YOU TO DEATH WITH CANCER,LIVER PROBLEMS, BAR FIGHTS AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. GIVE UP THEHABITS! THEY ARE BEYOND GROSS AND DISGUSTING!

sigh

Forgive me for raising my voice very loudly, but to ENCOURAGE the True,Straight Love that you obviously OBJECT, I felt it was Required andNecessary. I can be a "Resetti" too, Mr. Resetti.

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler.

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