User:Beat

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American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
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This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.
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Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3

I think Beat is a pretty cool guy. Eh occasionally transcribes videos, and doesn't afraid of anything.

I like writing "TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH" in talk pages, and often will transcribe bitches just for the opportunity to write that phrase.

My to do list

  • My sandbox. I must have picked the worst project ever.

My letters to Chris

I like books.

Mailbag references

People, love to mail Chris under names of people famous enough that he really should notice them. Chris only seems to realize that he's heard of these people before if they repeatedly mention who they are and what they've done in the body of their letter. For example, Chris noticed and called out Eddie Berganza and Stephen king because they repeatedly mentioned who they were and specifically what they did in their lives. Likewise, Chris failed to notice people like Trent Reznor and Leonardo Da Vinci because the letters did not repeatedly reinforce that they were written by someone important.

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  • Levi Johnston: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
  • Kim Jong Un: Third son of Kim Jong Il, the psychopathic manchild running North Korea.
  • John Gacy: Serial murder known as the "Killer Clown".

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  • Linetrap. But she doesn't really count.

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  • Marilyn vos Savant: Smartest person in the world.
  • Light Yagami: Mass-murdering main character of "Death Note". Wrote under his Japanese name "Yagami Raito".

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  • While not written by any specific character, a direct reference to Wikipedia:Strong Bad.
  • Corey Matthews: Main character of "Boy Meets World".
  • Bruce Lee: Martial artist and actor, written under the Chinese name "Lee Jun Fan".

More later.