User:Beat

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

CWChronology Iron Cross Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

I think Beat is a pretty cool guy. Eh occasionally transcribes videos, and doesn't afraid of anything.

I like writing "TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH" in talk pages, and often will transcribe bitches just for the opportunity to write that phrase.

My to do list

• There's some stupid thing in my sandbox, but I'm gonna catch up on my reading instead.

My letters to Chris

• The Man who was Thursday, on literature.
• The Screwtape Letters, on making people do stuff.
• Milton Bradley, on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
• G.K. Chesterton, on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.