Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9
Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9 is the ninth call between Chris and Alec, which took place 25th February 2010.
Summary
The call begins with Alec asking Chris the reason behind the recent disturbing developments in Sonichu 10
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Alec: Hey Chris, it's Alec.
Chris: Oh. Hi Alec.
Alec: Hey, Happy birthday!
Chris: [Annoyed] I was not- I wasn't- okay well I was not expecting you.
Alec: Yeah, Yeah.
Chris: So, thank you.
Alec: Yeah. Yeah, how was- how was your birthday today?
Chris: My birthday was yesterday- and it was- it was- it was good.
Alec: Oh, it was yesterday?
Chris: I spent it with my family- yeah.
Alec: Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well yeah, yeah I saw the pages you got uploded today. Um, Yeah uh, What's up with that trial, Chris? That was kinda like, that was kinda out of left field. That was- I didn't expect that at all.
Chris: Yeah well, you drew- you drew- you drew me- you drew- you drew me in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being bared false witness from uh, from your parody of my Sonichu, in comparison of uh, that, of the other Chris as the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And you set me on fire. And then recently, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!
Alec: Chris, You didn't read that last page, did you read the page? Caus, what happened there was um, that was a picture of the real you in the comic, and I said, you know, like your head got chopped off but you came right back and said "No, it's okay, we're just faking". Your head didn't actually get chopped off.
Chris: Hmm.
Alec: Yeah.
Chris: Could have maybe been a little more obvious.
Alec: Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.
Chris: Hmm.
Alec: I, there was a lot, there was text there, I spelled it out I specifically had you say "Don't worry, this is fake!" you know, "My head's not really chopped off. I'm fine." You know, you accuse me of using, well, not accused, of using violence, I do use violence, that's true. But I was just kind of, um- It seems kind of weird that your comic has suddenly taken a very gory turn. I mean like-
Chris: [Interrupting] It's just- it's just one time.
Alec: But you said violence is wrong though. One time's-
Chris: [Interrupting again] Yeah well, you did violence unto me, I was just returning the favor.
Alec: Oh, revenge is okay though? Chris, you said violence is wrong. You didn't say it's okay in the case of revenge. And, I'm kinda- I'm kinda curious why is this trial taking place? Why are Alec and Mao and me, er, Why are Alec and Mao and uh, Evan and Sean, why are we on trial?
Chris: Okay, let me see. The uh, copy-copycat, the whole bunch of copy- copycat of practically everything- nearly everything from my books. Set me on fire, Chopping my head off, false witness, and uh, oh yeah, how about wanting me to kill Simonla Rosechu?
Alec: Um... do you remember all the times we talked about Simonla? Where I explained to you that I wanted you to kill her because she's not your character, and Evan wanted her gone from your comic?
Chris: Yeah.
Alec: Chris, you told me, you swore up and down to me that you understood the point I was trying to get across to you and that you understood what I...
Chris: [Interrupting yet again] Yeah I did- yeah I did understand that. Yeah I-
Alec: [Shutting Chris down] Well no! You're lying to me Chris, you obviously didn't.
Chris: No I did I did-
Alec: [Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going "yeah, uh-huh" just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you are you doing that? And you said no, you said no. You- you promised you understood, You'd comply you believed what I was saying, but then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you seriously belive that we are antagonists and that you are just a saint here?
Chris: Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. Ask the question better
Note, It's hard to make out what Chris is saying in the end here, as Alec talks over him. If someone can make it out better, please correct me.
Alec: Well while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear. Is what you really believe.
[Tense pause]
Alec: You know, I'm looking at, uhhh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [wimpy voice] "Oh I'm not gay!"
Five minute mark.
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