Pocket knife

How Chris wishes he could use the knife...

How Chris will use the knife in real life

This pocket knife, given to him by the powers that be, is Chris's newest weapon to use as a means of threatening people.

Spoiler alert: It doesn't work.

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v • d • e Relics of Fail

Identity	Business card • Classic Shirt • Medallions • Amnyfest Ring • "CWC on TV" DVD • Son-Chu • Christine Doll • Skylanders avatar • Love is Love comic • Magic stones • Goddess Log • Jail Letter Gifts

Love Quest	Attraction Sign ♥️ Red String of Fate ♥️ Heart Torch ♥️ Plush boobs ♥️ Sailor Moon poster ♥️ Naru

Transgender	Muscle bra • Un-clit • Frozen semen samples • Negligee

Toys	Commodore 64 • PlayStation consoles (PS Move • PSEye) • Wii Remote of Fail • Pokéwalker • Li'l Chris • Gitar • Z-Ring

Art	Sonic Totem • Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares • Drinking Straw • Scrapbook • Hand-drawn Nintendo Power • iDea Book Case • Autographed Photos • Sonichu Amiibo • Schooldesk

Rage	Megatron pistol • Pocket knife • Clown Doll • Lego Voodoo torture chamber • Pepper spray • Apology Letters • Unban contracts • Pmurt effigy • Baseball bat

Fashion	$400 gold necklace • Anime Wings • Belt buckle • Pedo-Glasses • I'm Done Adulting t-shirt • Hair • Unicorn cosplay

Other	Apple products‎‎ • Treadmill

Shrines of Fail	The Wall of Originals (list) • The Megan Shrine

The Holy Fails	Autism papers • Crumple-Lope • Transcripts and report cards • Manchester High Leaks