User:Beat

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

CWChronology Iron Cross Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.

I'm Beat! I transcribe things and upload cool pictures people draw on /CWC/. It makes me smile when I see famous quotes and bible verses applied to Chris.

My to do list

Mumble 3 is my personal demon. I wanna get it to the hour mark by the end of March Mumble Madness.

Also: my sandbox.

Stuff I did

Uhhhh...

• I think I kicked off Chris and Remorse. Too bad it kinda sucks.
• I remember writing most of Death threats when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
• I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of Chris and English. That said, Speech impediment and Chris and writing kind of make it redundant.
• I wrote some nonsense for Chris and music, mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
• A list of famous people who sent Chris letters.
• I wrote the fist draft of the main Asperchu article.

My letters to Chris

• The Man who was Thursday, on literature.
• The Screwtape Letters, on making people do stuff.
• Milton Bradley, on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
• G.K. Chesterton, on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.