Talk:Song of Christian
He kind of sounds like Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.~User:gourmetpickle
The F in English
There's some confusion over what F Chris is referring to. Some believe that he got an F for this video (though how could he get an F for a video where he's complaining about getting an F for?) but based on the fact that (after listening to it again), he talks about how he started out with an A and the teacher kept going "lower and lower" with his grade, it seems to suggest that Chris is complaining about his cumulative grade in English and thought he'd throw in his bitching at the end since his English teacher would have to see it. --Champthom 02:06, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
"I talk well"
Transcribing is a son of a bitch when this guy shoots out something three words in advance, and has to backtrack. And anyway, say, uh, sh-should, uh, or should I say this old-fashioned ah... He's a fuckin' dyslexic Foghorn Leghorn! Chris also uses language to infer that his audience should already know all about him. I'm assuming that in these pre-internet days he would blab incessantly about himself to kids and teachers.
The mumble after the poem's introduction sounds like "Here it is, Miss Snow[?]". Perhaps grudgingly addressing a teacher under his breath? Mall Conductor Bear 06:59, 17 May 2009 (CEST)
I wonder who this video was made for?
I wonder who this video was made for? It wayyy predates Chris's YouTube adventures, and he can't possibly have thought of creating this sort of self-promotional DVDs at that time. It's pretty clear why he included it on the DVD (since the idea was probably to cram in every piece of video featuring him, ever), but who did he, at the time it was filmed, think this video was made for? Did he just pick up a camera and think "I shall create 'The Christian Chandler Show' in my image"? If he just wanted to rant about the poem not getting enough respect, why film it? ...just a few questions that probably never get really good answers. --Wwwwolf 16:47, 7 June 2009 (CEST)
- I think the standard interpretation is that this was made for a class project, though it's possible he made it for himself. However, the fact he asks people not to laugh, that he addresses his English teacher, etc. seems to suggest that it was for his class. --Champthom 02:03, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
Transcribed the second video.
Now I'm going to go stick my dick in the toaster. It will be less painful than trying to figure out what this fat fuck was saying... AnalCactus 01:25, 28 July 2009 (CEST)
- Good luck, there's a lot of stuff in the second video that I've been wondering about, particularly some of the things he says while raging on his English teacher--Super Fighting Robot Megaman!
01:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)
Tone
Why do you think that his voice sounds so far removed from his typical nasal monotone? Was it just that he had more energy at 16 (because he wasn't such a lazy fattie)? Less emotional baggage from all the crap that happened to him after high school? Semicolon 02:12, 18 August 2009 (CEST)
Plagiarism?
Call me uncultured(I'm from Kentucky so it's probably correct), but what poem did Chris steal from? --OFSheep 03:08, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
- The poems are named right bellow the transcript of the "Song of Christian" in part 1. Griffintown 18:04, 20 October 2009 (CEST)