User:TheyCalledMeMad

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

I'm a slightly bored college student who comes here for my daily dose of schadenfreude. I've made several attempts to kick this habit, but...

“	Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.	”
Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), The Godfather Part III

"They", in this case, referring to whatever stupid thing Chrissy's done this time.

So, yeah, I don't consider myself a huge contributor; In fact, I've largely been absent from the CWCki these past few months due to the above-mentioned attempts to quit Chris-watching, plus the occasional school project keeping me otherwise occupied. But now I'm a little less distracted, and I've finally felt like contributing again. God help me.