Alcohol
Alcohol is something that Chris considers a "slow-acting poison" in his Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE video. Alcohol is also mentioned in Vivitheg's AIM chat, where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes). Possessing or drinking alcohol is also one of the worst crimes to commit in CWCville. Despite this, a video of Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea was uploaded to YouTube on June 12, 2009 perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of possibly achieving pussy being around a female arise. Also, as of June 23rd, Chris has started to drink alcohol daily.
The citizens of CWCville themselves, however, are forced to consume only CWC Cola, a cola made with Chris's secret ingredient that would taste better be fit for human consumption if only it had a little rum or whiskey in it.
It is interesting to note that Cole Smithey mentions that Bob and Barbara Chandler met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers.
The Chandler family has an (unsuprising) history with alcohol. Chris's great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn "drank heavily and had a girlfriend during the time he was married. Family stories say he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."[1]
See Also
- Bob Chandler and Barbara Chandler
- 4-cent garbage.com, where the workers often drink reeb
- Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008, where the CWCville crime is mentioned
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, where he gives "advice" on the subject
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