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Chris's mother. Constantly babies and tells Chris how handsome he is. Believes that he is so irresistible to women, Panda will not stop kissing him once she meets him. She is also the mother of Cole Smithy but has no idea who the father is because she's Maury Povitch trash.
Despite being called handsome, Chris went with his mom to his senior prom.
She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for trolls, does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.
Has not slept with Bob Chandler for some many years.
Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as "Snorlax" by trolls and when encountering it, is it wise to use a PokeFlute.
Gallery
Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.
From her 55th birthday.
Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.
Barb with Aunt Corina, Uncle Tom, and Aunt Herriet.
The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.
Poor Barb, Chris put fucking Sonichu on HER birthday cake.
It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, whom he took his mom to as his date.
Barb, talking to Tiffany, one of Chris's gal pals, at the prom.
