Barbara Chandler

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Barbara holding Scampers Desi the cat.
Get off. Before I go off.
Barbara to Chris, private Skype chat with Sarah May

Barbara Weston Chandler is the wife of Bob Chandler and terrible mother of Christian Weston Chandler and Cole Smithey. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year 2000 Award Chris created for her.[1]

Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as Snorlax by trolls. When encountering Barbara, it is wise to use a Poke Flute.

Cole

Barbara gave birth to Cole in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she's Maury Povich trash. She insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she was married, but records show that she actually married to Ran Coleman Yeatts in 1961. To further fuel Cole's later rage, Yeatts visited them as a "friend" when Cole was a child.

During Cole's childhood, Barbara abused Cole along with her then-partner Jerry.[2] Then came Bob, who made Cole rage even harder with his mean-spirited Republicanism.[3]

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years.[2]

Chris

According to Cole, Barbara and Bob left Chris alone every day for years with the abusive babysitter.[4]

Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.[5] As a result, Chris believes he is so irresistible to women that PandaHalo would not stop kissing him once she met him.

Barbara was Chris's date to his seinor prom.

She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for trolls, does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.

Bob

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.[6]

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