By the book, Buy the book plus update
By the book, Buy the book plus update is a video released on 10 April 2017. Chris, appearing to be extra slow-minded today, tries to persuade us that his stamp album is worth $1,000, even without the value-adds promoted in a previous video. Slack-jawed, accompanied by his infamous "deer in headlights" stare, Chris stammers more than usual to promote what he is selling.
In classic Chris fashion, he fucked up on one half of the title, spelling "buy" as "by" on the first "By the book" while getting it correct on the second "Buy the book". Alternatively, this may had been a failed attempt at a pun. "By the book" is an old American idiom meaning "Correctly" or "according to the rules", which of course — apart from sounding exactly the same — has nothing to do with Chris's following statement.
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| Stardate | 10 April 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Cwcville Shopping
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Business
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| Shirt | Rainbow Dash Face |
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[Music] [Applause]
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, to talk a bit more about my very sentimental stamp album for beginners. Although it may be outdated, I want to assure y'all that y'all gettin' a good buy when you buy this book, and I can ass - which I can definitely verify.
First off, the ol' signature's printed that this thing's (?) reading my handwriting backwards, I mean this is my handwriting back-sincerely back from 1992, and definitely spells "Christopher" at first, but then I had changed my name around that time afterwards, and so I end up just adding, in pencil, just went from Christian to Christoph -- from Christopher to Christian right there, I assure you that is me definitely. Me, my own handwriting, I mean just -- you can't do much better matching my handwriting in the past, compared to my handwriting out the present, ok?
So anyway, I show you the prizes in a little bit, I previously picked out 10 UN stamp covers from the-from my father's collection, that I have not posted it onto eBay whatsoever. Anyway there's all that -- and then I got some bags of official random stamps, these little -- envelopes right here they're going with that as well.
And I'll just go through it one page at a time, let y'all see that you're getting your money's worth where the stamps inside. Aside from that's a clean the ones from that word poet that were photographed in the article and we just take a look inside you see, all these stamps -- well minus the ones that are black and white because those are printed in there -- but there was our color you definitely get those are special stamps to see all that long rod right there. On these pages of which I personally have put them, in a few other dams lose to the bathroom there and I put some more in there myself on these other additional pages. My father taught me how to patch all these stamps and I put them into the categories of the countries it was. There used to be a Steve shop at smart shortsville I got all these stamps from just randomly a few times oh yeah them don't have any actual there's nobody you can see that most of the patient here I have two stamps in them okay yeah I picked a lot from Oh Canada it's because there weren't enough room in the pages oh there's no one from Pakistan it's funny hungary italy japan additional basic roof philippines 14 new ua e i forget what the acronym is for ok mr. pages for special stamps so anyway you can see there lots of stamps in this album with the bonus covers and additional stamps I don't forget as I have stayed the previous video previous videos time only you'll get one up one of the extra created haunt you figures with all accessories included to get big Skylander Imagineers figure and myself along with me functional train car by custom backed out personally problemo although I thanks to the selling of TOEFL which I will be shipping that this week to the person i bought it i bought the t-shirts and all day and all day sure all the cards for that give up for that giveaway so thank you again for that also i replace something great by above my mother for my mother so she's probably at the debt but we having to make a payment harston service again my mom promised them to make a payment after her body comes in this week so yeah that's going to leave us behind i'm hoping we sell the stamp out this week oh and a tshirt the t-shirt which i got buried under all this stuff you also get the t-shirt i bought enough t-shirts in law and extra-large did that definitely did that thanks to talk about by tone posso there now help us break even for at least right now but by the stamp album be an instant winner this i will be having make three aside for the prototype three saw two figures I got to I got two of them but it works I got hot I'm hoping we still this one and at this one sells I'll definitely make the third one as I have stayed down okay so and also aside from that the first of the returning Captain's Log videos will be layer this week probably on thursday or friday that's my estimates my guess I have a mild topic to talk about then so look forward to that okay thank you very much and the person who really helps me out advise my beginners [Music] you
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