CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW

CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW is an interview of Chris in 2016 by Lil E.

CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW
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Interviewer: So... You still recycle your gravy? ["Really, nigga?" sound effect]

[Sped up version of "I Want It That Way" plays]

I: - Weston Chandler... Uh, we have a few questions for you. So, first off, are you still on your Love Quest?

Chris:: Umm... Yes, yes, more or less, umm... I don't get to go ouda- out the house as much, but I'm still very much looking for a... my... womanly s- my woman sweetheart. Yeah, definitely all woman. Regardless, but, anyway, umm... yes.

I: Alright, and what do you think of the fame that Sonichu's brought to you?

[Chris nervously scratches temple]

C: Mmm... Yeah... Fame, good... Infamy, though, not so much, because of uh... all the drawbacks I've had. And, the stress... and the shock and all that, over the years, each individual one kind of... [puts finger to temple and sighs] still lingers in my head.

I: What are some of the drawbacks?

C: Umm... It prevents me from uhh... Being able to, uhh... Be more creative. It just... Ugh. It's practically paralyzing. I can't- it's like- it's hardly a- har- hardly able for me to help.

I: Can you tell us more about the bear?

[cut]

C: ...What?

I: The bear that gave you your name.

C: Oh, you mean the uh... Leonard Bearstein that used to be over at Regency square?

I: Yes. Leonard Bear.

C: Yeah, Bear Conductor, the conductor... umm... we told- it said- he asked- he asked me for my name, uhh... Which was Christopher at the time, and he misunderstood that, uh, the conductor behind the bear was English... Or British, something like that, and he misundertood, called me "Christian", and that inspired the fir- the first name change.

[cut]

I: So, have you heard of, uh, Sachumo?

C: Who?

I: Sachumo, he's a Youtuber, he made a documentary about your life.

C: [Confused] Umm... Yeah, I have not heard of him. And- is this that insensive documentary that I keep hearing about?

I: Yes, this is a documentary on YouTube, it has about half a million views.

C: Yeah, yes, still have not watched it.

I: Definitely should, it's pretty good.

[cut]

I: So, what does like, a normal day look like for you?

C: Ummm... It's-I try- try to be as- peaceful as possible, like, tend to go with the flow, really, uhh... and... If I go out, I go out, if I don't, I don't, uh...

I: Alright.

C: And sometimes I'm on day schedule, sometimes on night schedule, just switches on- switches on me and my internal clock, it's fickle, it bothers me, umm... But typically, ummm... say... If I go out, I'd be uhh... walking abo- I'd be walking around, I'd be nice- I'd be friendly and nice to peopl- to, uhh... tahh... peep- to people, civil to the men and more- and more talkative to the women, mmm... Umm, just be- just be normal and casual and, if I'm home I- if I feel like cradindinye- creating then I will end up doing that, otherwise for the m- what happens most of the times I'll, I dunno, probably just binge watch a TV show on Hulu, Netflix or something-

I: What are some of your favourite TV shows?

C: Umm, well, some of my favorite shows... Well I do like Seinfeld, and, uhh, Friends; Big Bang Theory is OK, that's, uh, more the, uhh, recent genre, but I also like Golden Girls and Fraiser, those are on the Hallmark channel. Umm... I Don't know recent shows, but also recently I've binged-watched through Hulu and Netflix, Kill la Kill, which I thought that was a good anime, all things considered, it had really good story and all that-

I: Huh, intereseting.

C: And, WataMote, that was good also, jus- I just feel like I could relate with, uhh, like the main character, the girl there. I don't remember her name at the moment. But also, it's just like she- she tends to overthink at socializing, and that's kinda like what I end up doing so far as well, or have done, probably still doing. It's habitual, overthinking, you do it and you're not thinking about it yet you're thinking and you're not thinking about it - [spins hand while while making weird noises] - That's an oxymoron.

[cut]

I: Alright, and-

C: Not anymore, anyway.

I: And, you consider yourself a transgender?

C: Yes, I'm a lesbian trans-woman, still very much interested in women, and I'm going to be transitioned at least with the binaural beats... And, uh, I will also be- I'm also looking into uhh, the HRT, for real, and uhh, and if not the natural transofmration then, if my insurance will allow me after I'll be going throught that intensive process, which will be starting up soon for me, uhh, then I will have the SRS.

I: Interesting, interesting...

[cut]

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I: So, do you still recycle your gravy?

C: [disgusted] Ugh! No.

I: No. What was that all about? because a lot of people are talking about that.

C: Uhh... that's... uhh, public situation right now, I'd rather not talk about it but, yeah, let's just suf- let's just leave it at that, I have not done that for years.

I: Okay. It's good to know. Sorry, people were just asking about that. Had to bring it up. Umm...

C: Never ask that quesiton again, just leave it at that.

I: Alright. Ummm, and... A lot of people, a lot of trolls have tried to troll you, what do-

[cut]

C: ... quit it, don't try to stress me, don't try to bother me, I'm an artist, uhh, I've tried- I'm still long trying to recover from all the stress and the shock since 2007. It's a very long and tedious process, especially in my mind [clutches scalp]. You would- I mean- I don- Ya'll would probably not know, or you might know if you had your own family situations, and you're stuck in your basements and whatever, but, anyway, just- just- If you're not gonna be nice to me, if you- if you have nothing nice to say, you have- you have nothing good... intended, or if you only have bad intended, just- just don't bother me. I only respond best to uh, kindness and... honesty, and... more- and more to point, face-to-face, in person.

[cut]

I: What do you think about Encyclopedia Dramatica and their article about you?

C: Ugh. I'd rather not think about it. But, essentially, I don't ca- I do not care much for it.

[transgender section repeats]

I: Alright, and-

C: Not anymore, anyway.

I: And, you consider yourself a transgender?

C: Yes, I'm a lesbian trans-woman, still very much interested in women, and I'm going to be transitioned at least with the binaural beats... And, uh, I will also be- I'm also looking into uhh, the HRT, for real, and uhh, and if not the natural transofmration then, if my insurance will allow me after I'll be going throught that intensive process, which will be starting up soon for me, uhh, then I will have the SRS.

I: Interesting, interesting... All right, well, thank you for doing an interview with us, It's been an honor.