CWC's Message for Ivy
On 20 March 2009, Chris released a short video on YouTube where he absolutely loses his fucking mind as he professes his love for his new e-girlfriend Ivy. The video was deleted and reposted by Chris 4 days later.
This is a notable video as it is primarily shot close up with an emphasis on Chris's face, against the one part of his room with no shit plastered over it, and making no attempt to establish the validity of the video by either showing of the high school ring or his (new) medallion.
Video
Transcript
[in a voice similar to one used to talk to a baby with] Hi, Ivy. I love you! I can't stop thinking about you. Mmm, anyway, for a qualification, I can say, "GOOD MORNING! Wish you a happy day!", or, as you go off to sleep, I can say "Good night! I'll be in your dreams!" I love you! [blows kiss and starts to sing] ♪ Ivy, Ivy, love you. Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, at least you're not the poisonous kind ♪. [in his more regular tone of voice] Seriously, though, I love you, Ivy. I believe you all around. [Like a serial killer] Keep a happy thought.
Remix
As if that wasn't creepy enough, someone made a nightmare remix of it. Warning: cannot be unseen.