CWC Update 12 August 2009
Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 is a Captain's Log video uploaded by Chris in which he expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him. In his defence, Chris compares himself to the likes of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.
Summary
Because Chris is a moron he incorrectly listed the month as April. The video was, in fact, uploaded in August. This error has been recurring, with a previous video from the same month having the same date mistake.
Given the fact that Chris has no life and spends most of his life secluded in his bedroom, it's reasonable to suspect he would lose track of what month it is.
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Transcript
Captain's Log, Stardate April [sic] 12th, 2009. Let's, uh, sort out one little topic of interest. If you're going to send me fanart [takes off glasses], please keep it clean. No gross X-triple-X-rated sexual content. Eh, and also definitely worst of: Do not send me anything of child sex. [In a high pitch] What the hell is wrong with you people? That's illegal everywhere and it is so wrong. I mean, I am like a family man even though I'm not married. I have the mind like a family man. I mean, look at Homer Simpson. He's a family man, do you think he does that with his children? Christ, are you stupid? Or look at Peter Griffin from Family Guy, do you think he's having, even Meg? [grunts annoyed] Or even back in the day. Lucy Ball, Desi Arnez Jr. or even, huh, Dick Van Dyke, uh, Mary Tyler Moore, and Rich Junior? Anyways, point is: it's wrong, it grosses me out, it grosses everybody out, so just STOP IT! [Again in a high pitch] What the hell is wrong with you people? It makes me think there is something wrong with this dang world, with such stupid, idiotic bastards like you drawing such things grind them in the head and then- WHAT. THE. FUCK! No more, keep it clean, keep it decent! I said, like kisses. You know, like kissing scenes and not X-rated or even worse that I just talked about. What the hell is wrong with you people. Don't draw such grotesque pieces of work that's I cannot even feel comfortable by calling them...art. Cause they are not! They are trash, 4-cent garbage! No more of that shit. Have a good day, peace.
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