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{{Tardrage}}[[Chris]] retracts his [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|January 26 statement]] about having flown to [[Nintendo]] of America headquarters to meet [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (or, as Chris calls him, "Mr. Mayamoto"). He also angrily responds to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] (or, as Chris calls him, "Mr. Fil-Aimés") and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general [[homos|opposition to heterosexuality]].


It seems that during the course of the making of this video Chris realizes that he has an opportunity here to force his community to believe his claims about making games for Nintendo if he can get Fils-Aimé and Miyamoto to sue him and therefore appear in his hometown court system. Accordingly, he tries everything he can to provoke both men, as his highest priority is not to make a video game, but prove that he is a complete idiot.
==Video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name          = CWC Update 30 January 2009
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|HQsQVAi2HNE}}
| Stardate      =  30 January 2009
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Homos}} [[Homos]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga          = {{Miyamoto}} [[Shigeru_Miyamoto|Miyamoto]] Saga
| Shirt          = {{TanWideLines}} Tan Wide Stripes
| previous      = [[CWC Update 26 January 2009#Video|CWC Update 26 January 2009]]
| next          = [[CWC Update 31 January 2009#Video|CWC Update 31 January 2009]]
}}</center>
{{quote|Reggie has just made a step too far.}}
===Transcript===
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: January 30th, 2009.
[''loudly sets down [[PS3]] controller'']
I respectfully d—I respectfully detract the, uh, previous statement I made, where I said that wh—where the wheels were rolling… with Nuh—Nintendo of America. [''Grimaces.'']
Because… the president of the company, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie Fil-Aimés]]… has, uh, sai—has, uh… canec—blatantly canceled the project. And also—also… I d—a—so, I am respectfully doin’ this retraction, but ''also'', I'm puttin' in my ''own'' two cents, because… ''Reggie has just made a step too far''.
In reply, he—in the reply he has made to me, he has sai—he has said that he has viewed [[The Sonichu Chronicles|my PowerPoint presentation]]… ''and'' while it did ''NOT'' have any [[Rule 34|nudity]] in it at all… [''inhales deeply''] it ''did'' have ''true love''… and… s—and some—and—and k—and romantic kisses between true… ''straight'' lovers.
And Reggie effect—''apparently'', he ''objects'' to this! And I will not stand for this because in real life, as well as in the comic strips, ''I am a warrior for true love and honesty!'' And I will not stand up for this. So—so, for all my true sss—so, a message to all my tr—loyal—loyal, true Sonichu fans: send your letters to… Reggie Fil-Aimés, care of Nintendo of America… in ''complaints''! [''sniffles'']
And also, Reggie… and Mr. Mayamoto… uh, still having ''some'' respect for Mr. Mayamoto, but lost ''all'' my respect for Reggie, even though I've only seen him the one time on the video I saw… [''picks up Wii Remote and Nunchuk''] ''on my Nintendo Wii''!
'Cause… M-Mr. Aimé has lost my respect, because he objects true love. I ''mean'', it's between straight lovers! Avery—I mean… ''homo'' males are objectionable… ''VERY'' objectionable. ''I hate them''. But when it's between straight l—when it's between a s—a man—a man and a female, it's ''true'' love and ''honesty''. So, Mr. ''Aimés'', you've lost my respect! [''starts waving Wii Remote and Nunchuk around, imitating Sailor Moon'']
And you have crossed the line! And if you want to see me in court, I'll see you in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] court! And I'm doin' this [[parody]] of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' in response to the, uh, lost ''Sailor Moon'' title that would’ve been released in Japan for Nintendo Wii. [''loudly sets down Wii Remote and Nunchuk'']
[''jump cut'']
And as a matter of fact, you know what? It ''would'' be good to see you both, Reggie Fil-Aimés and Mr. Shigeru Mayamoto, in court… in front of my family and friends because they could—because ''then'', they could see… that every—that the business has been ''true''… and that there has been ''no'' lies in it.
[''jump cut'']
So, with that, I'll leave y'all with the, uh, with that. And also… go ahead, come on. I'll see you—I'll see… you, Reggie, and Mr. Mayamoto. I'll see you both in court! Charlottesville, Virginia Court! I have a num—I have a ''slaw''—a great—a ''grand'' number… of family and friends… ''locally''… that will s—that will defend me… in my character. [''places hands on hips in a pose of mock confidence''] So, let's see what you got.
Peace.
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 26 January 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 31 January 2009]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-01-30]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, January 2009| 2009-01-30]]
[[Category: Miyamoto Saga videos| 2009-01-30]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-01-30]]

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