Chris and...

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Not quite as perfect as his Mary Sue.

There are topics Chris on almost everything, and through his catalog of videos and encounters with others, trolls and bystanders have learned a lot about Chris as a person. In these articles, there are frequently occurring or significant topics. These articles explain Chris's traits, skills, and lifestyle.

...his lifestyle

Chris's lifestyle is chaotic, to say the least.

  • Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine could plainly see, is not in good health.
  • It's obvious that Chris himself has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on luxuries, and more recently, alcohol and make-up.
  • Chris's fashion sense is very strange. He wears an assortment of clown shirts, bought from Goodwill.
  • Chris has never had sex, and is constantly preoccupied by this.

...his state of mind

Chris arguably has many emotional problems.

  • Chris's opinion of psychology is hostile at best. He refuses to get professional help.
  • One of Chris's fatal flaws is his anger.
  • Another is his ego, which makes him very unsympathetic at times.
  • He is seen as a hypocrite.
  • Chris sometimes expresses remorse, but may not be entirely sincere.
  • Reality is the universe from which Chris is quite detached, possibly due to his Autism and other disorders.

...his skillset

Chris has a variety of hobbies, but YMMV on how good he is at them.

  • He doesn't put a lot of effort into cosplay, usually buying supplies at Wal-Mart.
  • Chris's approach to camerawork of all kinds is rather abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or video work.
  • When it comes to music, Chris's taste is eclectic, confusing, and awe-inspring. Also Chris's musical talent is something to be desired.
  • Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at Manchester High School (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, Ricardo.

...his comic

Many of Chris's issues involve his comic, Sonichu.

  • Chris's art resembles a 4th grader's. It hasn't improved at all since he started Sonichu.
  • Like with many things, Christian Weston Chandler has a very faint idea of copyright, and the effects of the copyright law.
  • Our autistic hero is very insecure about others' opinions regarding him and his work. This has led to him censoring out various comments and remarks from trolls and innocent bystanders alike.
  • His written English isn't that bad, compared to Youtube comments and the like, but he messes it up from time to time.
  • Chris has had numerous aspirations to work in creative industries. However, he elects not to find out how these industries actually work.
  • Chris's writing is marked by many flaws that have persisted throughout his creative output.

...other people

Chris has a lot of trouble getting along with others.

  • Death is something Chris doesn't comprehend. When faced with the loved ones of someone who passed away, troll or not, Chris shows no real empathy.
  • It is said that about 2,000,000,000 people are connected to the internet today. One of those is Chris, the Internet's battered girlfriend who always comes back for more.
  • For a such a good citizen, Chris has had many spats with the the law.
  • When dealing with Chris, trolls often experience a unique form of negotiation. Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.
  • Chris's views on race are a little backward. Even if he unintentionally learned them from his father, he has acted on them too.
  • His opposition to sexism boils down to allowing stripping and reinforcing gender roles.