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Currently, Chris uses an [[Wikipedia:HP Pavilion|HP Pavilion]] desktop computer,<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7]]</ref> situated in the kitchen at [[14 Branchland Court]]. The computer runs [[Wikipedia:Windows XP|Windows XP]].<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]</ref> It's equipped with a scanner and a printer (or perhaps a scanner/printer combo), allowing him to scan [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]] and print [[Chris and art|artwork]]. He also must have a broadband connection to the [[internet]], since he's been able to connect to Mumble voice chats. The computer has a version of Adobe PhotoDeluxe installed on it,<ref>[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]</ref> which Chris primarily uses to [[Chris and writing|type in text bubbles in his comics]] or [[Rosechu|to alter the truth]]. | Currently, Chris uses an [[Wikipedia:HP Pavilion|HP Pavilion]] desktop computer,<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7]]</ref> situated in the kitchen at [[14 Branchland Court]]. The computer runs [[Wikipedia:Windows XP|Windows XP]].<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]</ref> It's equipped with a scanner and a printer (or perhaps a scanner/printer combo), allowing him to scan [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]] and print [[Chris and art|artwork]]. He also must have a broadband connection to the [[internet]], since he's been able to connect to Mumble voice chats. The computer has a version of Adobe PhotoDeluxe installed on it,<ref>[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]</ref> which Chris primarily uses to [[Chris and writing|type in text bubbles in his comics]] or [[Rosechu|to alter the truth]]. | ||
Despite taking a course in computer construction,<ref>[[Father_Call#Prophetic_dreams_and_Bob_Chandler]]</ref> Chris did not know the difference between RAM and HD space.<ref>[[Mumble_6#Music_and_Computers]]</ref> | Despite taking a course in computer construction,<ref>[[Father_Call#Prophetic_dreams_and_Bob_Chandler]]</ref> Chris did not know the difference between RAM and HD space.<ref>[[Mumble_6#Music_and_Computers]]</ref> When confronted about forgetting things so often, he claims that his memory works like RAM, believing the "random" in RAM means that it only works some of the time, or randomly (despite the fact that it almost means the exact opposite).<ref>Kacey_Call_12</ref> | ||
==Computer Troubles== | ==Computer Troubles== | ||
Revision as of 19:30, 26 June 2011
The most important tool of Chris is his computer. His window to the world, Chris uses it to connect with his fans and to espouse his way of life. Needless to say, just like everything else he has, he ruins it in some way.
Type of computer and equipment
Currently, Chris uses an HP Pavilion desktop computer,[1] situated in the kitchen at 14 Branchland Court. The computer runs Windows XP.[2] It's equipped with a scanner and a printer (or perhaps a scanner/printer combo), allowing him to scan comic pages and print artwork. He also must have a broadband connection to the internet, since he's been able to connect to Mumble voice chats. The computer has a version of Adobe PhotoDeluxe installed on it,[3] which Chris primarily uses to type in text bubbles in his comics or to alter the truth.
Despite taking a course in computer construction,[4] Chris did not know the difference between RAM and HD space.[5] When confronted about forgetting things so often, he claims that his memory works like RAM, believing the "random" in RAM means that it only works some of the time, or randomly (despite the fact that it almost means the exact opposite).[6]
Computer Troubles
To hear Chris tell it, his computer is on its last legs. In his conversations with Alec Benson Leary, Chris complained that multiple power surges (resulting from blackouts in his area) have disabled his computer for days at a time, forcing him to restore it constantly. In mid-February 2010, this was his excuse for failing to regularly upload new comic pages. When Alec reasonably asked him why he didn't just buy a new, more reliable computer, Chris claimed that he doesn't have the money. (A low-end replacement for his current machine, powerful enough for his purposes, would only cost a few hundred dollars, but apparently Chris has better things to buy.)
Chris often claimed to be unable to upload videos for Jackie or chat with her via instant message because he couldn't get his computer to start up, causing him much stress and discomfort over the possibility that she would feel that he is neglecting her and break up with him. Chris continued to complain that he didn't have the money for a new PC, all the while continuing to buy new video games for his second PS3. To make things worse, Chris later revealed that there was a second, working PC in the house, and the only reason he didn't attempt to use it is because it was blocked by a pile of clothes (which incidentally is the same excuse he uses for not showering).[7]
Chris's Computer Maintenance:
- STEP 1: Turn computer on.
- STEP 2: Wait for computer to start up. If it fails, go to Step 1.