Chris and the law

Chris has had several run ins with the law including:

• Disorderly Conduct (depicted in Subepisode 1): went stalking women at the mall and being a total tard.

• following a car too closely: ran into a car while thinking about nice juicy cock.

Chris's Original and Official Laws

As Chris believes the police in real life is corrupt and Chris sees them in the same light as he sees the jerkops in his comic, Chris has his own spin on the law. The Pelanties for drinking, smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris Portrays as a Punch in one of his Q&A videos.