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Chris's homemade DVD which he has sent to a select few where he goes on about his life. It was obtained by LordSillynipples by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, Tiffany Robinson.
Tracklisting
C.W.C. On TV Trailer
To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. The trailer provides a summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole DVD.
C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!
From February 26, 1994, shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Local news coverage of him winning a Sonic the Hedgehog contest and earning a $1000 shopping spree for video games. To date the pinnacle of Christian's entire existence and fueled the delusional manchild he is today.
Song of Christian
Filmed on May 15, 1998, when Christian was 16. Presented as an episode of The Christian Chandler Show, Christian gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends twenty minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about fifteen minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine.
Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype Animation
Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera
Filmed on June 4, 1998.
Hey, do you like Mario Kart? Do you like Legos? Do you like stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same fifteen-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of Lego men getting into car wrecks? Then this is the clip for you!
SPOILER: Lego Christian wins the race.
Unfinished CWCville Tour
Filmed July 12, 2001.
Chris Chan in the PokéNews
Filmed October 16, 1999. The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:
| “ | I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh, Boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack! | ” |
Christian Chandler's Animal Crossing Documentary
Filmed November 22, 2003. An hour-long video of Christian playing Animal Crossing. If the video is any indication, Animal Crossing is about as exciting a video game as organizing files in Microsoft Windows.
C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special
Created in honor of Bob and Barbara Chandler's anniversary, on June 7, 2004.
"So Need A Cute Girl" Music video
Filmed December 20, 2004. Music video for the lead single off of Christian's debut album.
Chris Chan's Harvey Birdman Commercial
Filmed February 24, 2005. Christian enters a contest where the goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a Harvey Birdman DVD. He instead blathers on about himself, Sonichu, and Mary Lee Walsh. The time constraints laid out in the contest rules are obvious, as Christian struggles to cram his random-access humor into a 30-second soundbite so that he sounds like the Micro Machines man.
Chris Chan's Pixelated PS3
Filmed November 28, 2006. Christian enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a PlayStation 3. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?" Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from Legos and Pixelblocks.
C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics.
Still images taken from 1982-2007 with interspersed commentary that gives new insight into Chris's past. The accompanying audio is from Chris's "Station KCWC" mix tapes and his Christian and the Hedgehog Boys album.
Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
Filmed February 24, 2007. In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "ladies and gentlemen and dudes of all teenages."
Images from the Physical DVD
Actual disc image.
Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
Chapter menu.
Letter to troll who received DVD.
Chandler's List - it's like Schindler's List, except you'd want to be sent to a gas chamber.
Spoiler: most of these people are people who went to school with Chris and who probably have no idea who he is.
And here's the last page.
"Now I'm even more perverted, sexist, and homophobic."
People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include - consider yourselves lucky.
