Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)

In the Sonichu comic series Chris has portrayed himself as more than a fat autistic slob who refuses to work. Within the comic universe Chris is the mayor of CWCville, "father" of Sonichu and beloved by all despite being an autistic (but not fat!) slob.

Despite the sub-episodes ostensibly featuring Real Chris, he can't seem to keep from evoking superpowers and plot contrivances.

In the comic

A typical comic depiction of Chris - a tall, broad shouldered, handsome young man. Compare to the real hunched, fatty, double chinned Chris.

Chris depicts himself as mayor of his fictional town CWCville. Unlike real life, Comic Chris is popular, good-looking, and surrounded by women (in reality, trolls, gal-pals who hate him, or fictional creations like Allison Amber.) He also has the ability to change himself into Chris-Chan Sonichu and use all the powers of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon at will (thus rendering Sonichu and company completely irrelevant). He is noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. In the comic, real-life relics like his medallion aren't handicaps, they're magical objects which can make his dreams come true. He even has a job as mayor of CWCville, and a doting secretary on whom he dumps all his dirty work, which she takes with a smile.

In other words, Comic Chris is who Chris really wants to be.

It should be noted that Sammy is actually a more accurate depiction of Chris in the comic.

Sonichu 0

Chris's most accurate self portrait

Being the narrsacistic tool he is, Chris felt it reasonable to add himself into his own comic. Right from Sonichu 0 Chris is depicted on the front cover commanding Sonichu to "Zap to the extreme!", and within the comic itself, congratulating Sonichu for his victory. At this point, not only is Chris drawing himself semi-realistically, but he is still a minor character. Sonichu 0 is one of the rare issues actually based around Sonichu.

Sonichu 1

Sonichu 1 is Chris's lowest key outing to date, merely depicting himself commenting on the actions of the characters, and, bizarrely, his own drawing ability.

Sonichu 2

Having again drawn himself on the cover, by Sonichu 2 Chris has turned himself into a fully fledged main character. Going insane with his own self-absorbtion, Chris depicts himself as the fufillment of the Anchuent Prophecy foretold by his ancestors. It is in this issue that he first gains his ability to turn into Chris-Chan Sonichu.

Sonichu 3

After featuring heavily in the previous comic, Chris takes a backseat to the Chaotic Combo. Sadly, he still can't resist adding his head onto the first page.

Sonichu 4

The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the electric hedgehog Pokemon depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers to battle the Jerkops with. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokemon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops of being trolled by Hanna. This comic also marks the introduction of Crystal.

Sonichu 5

Chris, distraught at discovering Sarah Hammer is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who wants what's best for her and allows her to get married. In reality Sarah didn't give a flying toss what Chris thought about her marriage, which renders his acceptance of the wedding null and void. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself - the one who wants Sarah all to himself (played by Wes Iseli) and the one who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to Megan who makes her debut appearance as Sailor Megtune allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than he would have otherwise.

This comic also debuets the shitty manga look (thanks a fucking lot, Megan) that would come to characterise the comic over the next few years. Chris begins to draw himself with all the usual manga cliches.

By the next episode, things start getting confused. Yes, Chris is mayor of CWCville and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a girlfriend. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of love, protecting all Virginians from those who wish to take it away.