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[[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|left|thumb|Cole: The antithesis of Chris.]]
[[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|left|thumb|Cole: The antithesis of Chris.]]
Cole is Chris's older half brother and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara's]] first son and seems like a cool dude.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-4.PNG></ref> Cole doesn't get along with the Chandler family and isn't on good terms with [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] or Barbara. Cole hates Bob so much, he anticipates his death with glee.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG</ref><ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-21.PNG</ref><ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest. Cole asked Chris to find out the identity of his biological father from their mother and would in exchange vote for Chris.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> Of course Chris failed to extract the truth, resulting Cole to become even more bitter towards Barbara.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG</ref> Needless to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.
Cole Smithy is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]' half-brother and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara's]] first son, who despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother seems to be a pretty normal guy.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-4.PNG></ref>  
 
 
Cole doesn't get along with the Chandler family and isn't on good terms with [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] or Barbara. Cole hates Bob so much, the only possibility of a touching family reunion between Chris and Cole would be as soon as [[Bob Chandler]] "drops fucking dead".<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG</ref><ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-21.PNG</ref><ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref>  
 
Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest.   In return, Chris offered to get the truth out of Barbara, but only if Cole would vote for him in the [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] he entered.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but apparently she lied once again. Chris himself was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG</ref> Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.


Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is a movie critic and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-3.PNG</ref>
Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is a movie critic and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-3.PNG</ref>
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Revision as of 16:23, 10 February 2009

Cole: The antithesis of Chris.

Cole Smithy is Chris' half-brother and Barbara's first son, who despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother seems to be a pretty normal guy.[1]


Cole doesn't get along with the Chandler family and isn't on good terms with Robert or Barbara. Cole hates Bob so much, the only possibility of a touching family reunion between Chris and Cole would be as soon as Bob Chandler "drops fucking dead".[2][3][4]

Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest. In return, Chris offered to get the truth out of Barbara, but only if Cole would vote for him in the PaRappa the Rapper contest he entered.[5] Chris did ask his mother about it, but apparently she lied once again. Chris himself was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is.[6] This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara.[7] Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.

Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is a movie critic and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.[8]

Sites featuring Cole's reviews

His Webpage
Cole's Rottentomatoes.com profile.

References

  1. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-4.PNG>
  2. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG
  3. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-21.PNG
  4. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG
  5. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG
  6. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG
  7. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG
  8. ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-3.PNG
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