Cole Smithey

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Cole: The antithesis of Chris.

Cole Smithy is Chris' half-brother and Barbara's first son, who despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother seems to be a pretty normal guy.[1]


Cole doesn't get along with the Chandler family and isn't on good terms with Robert or Barbara. Cole hates Bob so much, the only possibility of a touching family reunion between Chris and Cole would be as soon as Bob Chandler "drops fucking dead".[2][3][4]

Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest. In return, Chris offered to get the truth out of Barbara, but only if Cole would vote for him in the PaRappa the Rapper contest he entered.[5] Chris did ask his mother about it, but apparently she lied once again. Chris himself was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is.[6] This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara.[7] Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.

Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is a movie critic and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.[8]

Sites featuring Cole's reviews

His Webpage
Cole's Rottentomatoes.com profile.

References