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'''Crass and Champ''' are [[Ivy]]'s pet [[Wikipedia:Hermit crab|hermit crabs]], named in honor of CWC [[trolls]] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] (disgruntled former [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin | '''Crass and Champ''' are [[Ivy]]'s pet [[Wikipedia:Hermit crab|hermit crabs]], named in honor of CWC [[trolls]] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] (disgruntled former [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin, general curmudgeon and the troll who played [[Jack Thaddeus]]) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin). | ||
Ivy being [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] ''du jour'', he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. | Ivy being [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] ''du jour'', he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male. | ||
Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris [[Chris and reality|is unaware that they're probably not real]], and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of [[Patti Chandler|dogs]]. | Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris [[Chris and reality|is unaware that they're probably not real]], and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of [[Patti Chandler|dogs]]. | ||
Revision as of 12:08, 23 June 2017
Crass and Champ are Ivy's pet hermit crabs, named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled former PVCC admin, general curmudgeon and the troll who played Jack Thaddeus) and Champthom (CWCki admin).
Ivy being Chris's sweetheart du jour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male.
Chris has produced a video just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a song about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his wedding. Chris has even invited Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to Charlottesville when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris is unaware that they're probably not real, and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of dogs.