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Since [[1980s|childhood]], [[Chris]] has been a fan of [[Transformers]], and many Transformers-related things. Naturally, it comes as no surprise that has tries to combine some of thoes elements into his fantastic little world.  
Since [[1980s|childhood]], [[Chris]] has been a fan of [[Transformers]], and many Transformers-related things. Naturally, it should come as no surprise that has tried to combine some of those elements into his fantastic little world.  


As a result, we now have the '''Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad,''' an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect [[CWCville]] from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her [[Jerkops]].  
As a result, we now have the '''Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad,''' an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect [[CWCville]] from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her [[Jerkops]].  
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===[[Son-Chu]]===
===[[Son-Chu]]===


Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Soichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.
Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Sonichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.


===Prower===
===Prower===
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===Bumble-Lumba===
===Bumble-Lumba===


The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beatle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.
The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beetle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.


===Excelina===
===Excelina===


Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] or [[Megan]], but this is uncofirmed.
Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] or [[Megan]], but this is unconfirmed.


===Armoraxe===
===Armoraxe===


A van of unknown origins, Armraxe is a "real [[Guitar Hero]]", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy.
A van of unknown origins, Armoraxe is a "real [[Guitar Hero]]", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy.


==Decepticlones==
==Decepticlones==


There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likley wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, gleefully and obscurely [[Things Chris has ripped off|borrowed]] from the PS2 Transformers video game.
There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likely wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, gleefully and obscurely [[Things Chris has ripped off|borrowed]] from the PS2 Transformers video game.


===Crackder===
===Crackder===
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===Scoundrals As Vessels===
===Scoundrals As Vessels===


The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just that; a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. But it is slightly different, as the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.
The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just what you'd expect: a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. The only real difference is that the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.


[[Category:Transformers]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Revision as of 10:02, 4 November 2009

Since childhood, Chris has been a fan of Transformers, and many Transformers-related things. Naturally, it should come as no surprise that has tried to combine some of those elements into his fantastic little world.

As a result, we now have the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad, an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect CWCville from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of Mary Lee Walsh and her Jerkops.

Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad

Son-Chu

Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Sonichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.

Prower

Prower is motorcycle belonging to Punchy Sonichu. Prower is a ninja based character, which corresponds perfectly with Punchy's racist depiction.

Bumble-Lumba

The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beetle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.

Excelina

Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by Crystal Weston Chandler (sister) or Megan, but this is unconfirmed.

Armoraxe

A van of unknown origins, Armoraxe is a "real Guitar Hero", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy.

Decepticlones

There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likely wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, gleefully and obscurely borrowed from the PS2 Transformers video game.

Crackder

Evil jets that fly around and terrorize the country side.

Punislav

The Jerkop police car. They are brown, because everyone knows the TRUE and HONEST Police are associated with the color blue.

Scoundrals As Vessels

The Scoundrals As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just what you'd expect: a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. The only real difference is that the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.