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[[Image:081-Darkbind.jpg|130px|thumb| | [[Image:081-Darkbind.jpg|130px|thumb|LET'S. GET. DANGEROUS.]] | ||
[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|right|Darkbind cannot be deprived of his balls.]] | [[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|right|Darkbind cannot be deprived of his balls.]] | ||
'''Darkbind''' (born 16 May 1985<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref>) is a [[Sonichu (species)| | '''Darkbind''' (born 16 May 1985<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms]</ref>) is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. Darkbind is yet another purple recolor ([[Magi-Chan|as if we hadn't had one purple recolor as it is]]) who's [[homo|gay]]. The gayness of this recolor is even more justified by his faggy cape and especially his Sword of [[Fail]]. | ||
His humble origins are of complete mystery. He was probably created by the same [[rainbow]] that all of Chris' stupid recolors spewed out of. However, that begs the question of why [[Zelina Rosechu|his girlfriend]] is a princess. Who the hell would find a random furfag that got shat out of a rainbow and proclaim it princess of anything? | |||
' | When Darkbind isn't wasting time helping his [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] fend off [[manajerk|mall security]], he's on a quest to find the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] so he can awaken his girlfriend. More so than most of the characters in the comic, he is apt to blurt out statements about balls. Given the sheer faggotry of his character design, is it really that surprising? | ||
==Things Darkbind rips off== | |||
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] | |||
* [[Pokemon|Pikachu]] | |||
* [[Magi-Chan]] (See second sentence in the first paragraph of this article.) | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|Darkwing Duck]] (The typeface for "Darkbind" is taken from the ''Darkwing Duck'' logo). | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda series]] (The sword as well as "Bind" possibly being used as another word for "Link". Darkbind even refers to himself as "the Link that will save Princess Zelina Rosechu"). | |||
However, it can be argued that Darkbind Sonichu is simply a complete ripoff of the purple-haired, sword-wielding '''Future Trunks''' from [[Dragon Ball Z]]. | |||
==Sauces== | ==Sauces== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
* [[Clawdorf]] - Darkbind's arch nemesis (though he's only actually ever appeared as a silhouette in a flashback). | * [[Clawdorf]] - Darkbind's arch nemesis (though he's only actually ever appeared as a silhouette in a flashback). | ||
* [[Zelina Rosechu]] | |||
* [[Magi-chan]] | |||
* [[Lolisa Rosechu]] | |||
* [[Sonichu Balls]] | |||
{{Sonichu}} | {{Sonichu}} | ||
Revision as of 19:44, 26 October 2009
Darkbind (born 16 May 1985[1]) is a Sonichu. Darkbind is yet another purple recolor (as if we hadn't had one purple recolor as it is) who's gay. The gayness of this recolor is even more justified by his faggy cape and especially his Sword of Fail.
His humble origins are of complete mystery. He was probably created by the same rainbow that all of Chris' stupid recolors spewed out of. However, that begs the question of why his girlfriend is a princess. Who the hell would find a random furfag that got shat out of a rainbow and proclaim it princess of anything?
When Darkbind isn't wasting time helping his creator fend off mall security, he's on a quest to find the seven Sonichu Balls so he can awaken his girlfriend. More so than most of the characters in the comic, he is apt to blurt out statements about balls. Given the sheer faggotry of his character design, is it really that surprising?
Things Darkbind rips off
- Sonic
- Pikachu
- Magi-Chan (See second sentence in the first paragraph of this article.)
- Darkwing Duck (The typeface for "Darkbind" is taken from the Darkwing Duck logo).
- Link from The Legend of Zelda series (The sword as well as "Bind" possibly being used as another word for "Link". Darkbind even refers to himself as "the Link that will save Princess Zelina Rosechu").
However, it can be argued that Darkbind Sonichu is simply a complete ripoff of the purple-haired, sword-wielding Future Trunks from Dragon Ball Z.
Sauces
See Also
- Clawdorf - Darkbind's arch nemesis (though he's only actually ever appeared as a silhouette in a flashback).
- Zelina Rosechu
- Magi-chan
- Lolisa Rosechu
- Sonichu Balls