Dating education
As with most people with autism, Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions. While modern psychology offers such people social skills groups which address the root issues by introducing basic social skills, Chris takes a difference approach. He firmly believes that our public education system should fund "dating education" where students are paired with members of the opposite gender with others to learn the "correct" way of asking a person out and having a date.
Course Syllabus
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Required text: How to Talk to Girls
Core concepts:
- "Remain calm and to keel all flustered emotions off your minds when first approaching your person of emotional interest"
- Be friends first and "let the romantic emotions grow between you two over a reasonable amount of time. A few weeks to even a few months will multiple meetings and dates with your friend are reccomended [sic]."
- A gentlemen "should ask before kissing her (or you), as a gesture of respect and kindness"
Methodology:
- Boys are given Barbara dolls and girls are given Robert dolls to better understand the "opposite gender."
- Students are paired up by the teacher over the internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person.
- Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations with GI Joes for the women and Barbies with the men.
- Darkies are rejected by anthropomorphic pokemon because Chris hates them
Final Exam
The final exam consists of 10 questions, the last being an essay question. No calculators. Black or blue ink only. You have one hour to complete. Send all answers to Chris himself so they may be graded.
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Name_________________ Date__________ 1. About _% of regular girls ditch boys, and _% of pretty girls ditch boys A. 10/100 B. 50/50 C. 73/98 D. 75/13 2. Which of the follow characteristics attract your opposite gender best? A. Class Clown B. Full Show-Off C. Silent - Types D. None of the Above 3. When is an appropriate time to ask for a phone number? A. Upfront B. Middle of Converstation C. End of Enjoyable Conversation 4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest, and smart. A. True B. False 5. When there should be a girl for every boy, all people of your opposite ender is already taken by some other dude or gal. A. True B. False 6. If the relationship or crush doesn't work out, you... A. Worry B. Move On C. Cry and Pout D. None of the above 7. How should you approach the person of your opposite gender if you are really shy? A. As a Friend First B. Run Away C. With Hankey in Mind D. Send Someone Else 8. If she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person. A. True B. False 9. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should... A. Keep Clean B. Act Normal C. Show off A skill D. All of the Above 10 Essay Question. From Approach to the end of the conversaion, list a 10-step approach in walking to and talking to people of your opposite gender. **FOR ALL Sonichu & Rosechu Site VISITORS AND COMIC READERS** YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY. |