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==The Poem==
==The Poem==
<center>''''Hard [[Love Quest]]''' <ref>Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm</ref> <br>
<center>''''[[Masturbation|Hard]] [[Love Quest]]''' <ref>Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm</ref> <br>
''By. Christian W. Chandler<br>  
''By. Christian W. Chandler<br>  
January 18, 2004'' <br><br>
January 18, 2004'' <br><br>
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as he is still “Stuck as a [[virgin with rage]].”
as he is still “Stuck as a [[virgin with rage]].”
He search low and high to the end,
He search low and high to the end,
the only delay is the fear of being already beaten by a BOYFRIEND.
the only delay is the fear of being already [[domestic violence|beaten by a BOYFRIEND]].
Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,
Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,
boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.
boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.
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Matching Girl descriptions are free,
Matching Girl descriptions are free,
I wish one girl would notice and approach me.
I wish one girl would notice and approach me.
It would be way past cool, per-say,
It would be [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]], per-say,
if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day.
if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day.
But for now as you see,
But for now as you see,

Revision as of 01:44, 25 August 2009

Hard Love Quest is a poem by Christian Weston Chandler. It was written on January 18, 2004, and published the next month, in the second issue of Sonichu's News Dash.


The Poem

'Hard Love Quest [1]

By. Christian W. Chandler
January 18, 2004

Here you see, a sad and lonesome Christian C.
Without girlfriend love he feels an older age,
as he is still “Stuck as a virgin with rage.”
He search low and high to the end,
the only delay is the fear of being already beaten by a BOYFRIEND.
Why do all the girls have to be already taken… a real shame,
boyfriends of all girls of possible matches for me are really LAME.
As I sit and sigh,
I watch the girls go by.
Afraid of a lame intersecption,
I sit out in the open without hesitation.
Matching Girl descriptions are free,
I wish one girl would notice and approach me.
It would be way past cool, per-say,
if I could get a girlfriend by Valentine’s Day.
But for now as you see,
I am a sad and lonesome “C.”

References

  1. Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #2) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm



The writings of Chris-Chan

Poetry: "Valentines Day Hymn" | "For My True Love, I Would…" | "Hard Love Quest" | "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" | "Saddest Heart in the World" | "Song of Christian" | "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" | "An Inspired Poem for Jackie" | "PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013" | "Ride or Die" | "Weston Haiku"

Prose: "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" | "A Week With Christian Chandler" | "My big 18th party" | "Bionic the Hedgehog" | "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" | Sonichu's News Dash | "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" | "Story of My Current Days" | "The High School Story" | "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" | Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris | "The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions" | THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW! | Sonichu Journal Pages | Whispering Spell (Restore Magic) | Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell | SNT Vs Sonichu 2.5-Plus | Jail letters

See Also: Signature