Heterochromia

Heterochromia is the condition of having two differently colored eyes. Chris claims although his eyes were originally blue, in high school he got pink eye in his right eye and the prescribed eye drops turned it green. This is a fact he uses to introduce himself to girls:

• Anna in The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer
• Blanca in an email
• Emily during their date

Due to photographic evidence we know that this is a lie, and Chris had pink eye from childhood.

It is also a prominent feature of his Gary-Stu renditions. In spite of all this, the condition isn't particularly noticeable upon examination of Chris, and the less kind amongst us might presume that it is only mentioned for want of any other endearing characteristics.

“	Chris' eyes are very, VERY slightly different in color. It's nothing you would be able to notice unless he fucking points it out to you...or you just happen to notice small details like that.	”
Emily

“	Farts on my face causes pink eye	”
Chris, in Mumble conversation with Julie.