Johan

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Johan
Nickname	"Johan"
Date of Birth	Unknown
Gender	Presumably Male
Nationality	Unknown, though his name seems to be German
Occupation	Ex-Gay Porn Star, Sperm Donor

“	You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!	”
Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent

First referenced by Chris-chan in CWC Responds to a bully named Johan, a former gay porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (presumably due to AIDS) he is now the current rival to Chris-chan in his newest quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with a Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps such as Megan Schroeder and the Cakefarts incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris Chan and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off in where each would make videos proving their sexual prowess, and the person with the most votes would get to impregnate the Lesbian Couple.