Kacey

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Actual photograph of Kacey

Kacey (born 30 June 1983) is a sweetheart to CChanSonichuCWC who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and Chris. As Chris is oft to note, she really cares for him, mayunn!

Background

Basically, Chris became enraged with jealousy that CChanSonichuCWC could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phonecalls in which he pretended to be Liquid, and told her that he would put his penis in between her breasts and come all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his comeuppance off of her and recycling it with her. For a straight man it's interesting that his first time would still involve recycling his own semen, thus putting his orientation into question once again. Happily, he never got his chance as she quickly "realized" that Chris was trying to trick her.

Of note, this is probably one of the most blatant and irrefutable lies Chris has perpetrated. In his utter hatred of Liquid, it is he himself that becomes the imposter in a desperate and misguided attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend. Also of note, Solid does a piss-poor job impersonating Liquid, and Kacey has to literally correct him half the time to keep him from breaking his own charade. The worst is when his infamous narcissism kicks in, and he ends up defending "Solid" Chris' clothing, weight, and stupid fucking haircut. For her part Kacey actually flubs her lines quite a bit, forgetting that she's not supposed to know it's not the "real" Chris. Fat Chris, of course, never notices.

On 03 August 2009, Chris sent Kacey For Kacey from CWC to prove that he is the real Chris.

On 04 August 2009, Chris created CWC - Hand Drawn Original to reveal his true, fat self.

Kacey was very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proves he's the One, True and Honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. That, or put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never notices the glaring differences while he eats his own navy off of her.

On 15 August 2009, she posted a video announcing CChanSonichuCWC's disappearance and felt distraught and heartbroken over the event, calling the police and going as far as to withdraw herself from their marriage[citation needed].

On 20 August 2009, she announced that the police believed the kidnapping was a hoax, and asked for peace while hoping for the real Chris's return[citation needed].

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