Kacey calls

The Kacey calls are a series of phone calls between Chris and his then gal pal Kacey. Chris spent August to October 2009 trying to build Kacey into his Sweetheart From the Ground-Up by lying to her and listening to her yell at him. He learned nothing.

Call 1

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After finding out that Liquid Chris had a girlfriend, Solid Chris called her so he could "ease her into the truth" about her boyfriend's lies. Then he talks about eating cum off her tits. This call represents possibly the happiest moment in Chris and Kacey's "relationship", it's all downhill from here.

Call 2

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Chris continues to pose as Kacey's boyfriend, and organizes a meeting between the two of them. It all seems to be going so well...

Call 3

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After revealing the shocking truth that he is actually a fat creepy manchild, Kacey is disgusted and calls Chris up to yell at him. Chris pleads innocence and attempts to explain how HE is the victim here and Kacey is stupid for not understanding that.

Call 4

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A few weeks later, Chris and Kacey appear to be on relatively good terms with each other. Chris begins by reading a list of conversation topics he'd prepared, but things quickly devolve into Kacey questioning Chris about his many failures and him lying about everything. Eventually Kacey convinces Chris to look for a job.

Call 5

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Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's understanding of money and the fact this his college experience was a waste of time for everyone involved.

Call 6

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Chris describes his few good experiences from his college days and his hatred towards his CADD Teacher. Later, he tries to convince Kacey that he has multiple personalities, and his former personality was the weak and gullible one, but now he's switched over to the more "dynamic" one. Kacey basically laughs at him and tells him he's stupid, so he gives up on that idea and tries to pretend it never happened. The call ends with Kacey worrying that Chris is going to die because of his unhealthy lifestyle.

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