Kathleen

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Certain that Jason Kendrick Howell was the creator of the Christian Weston Chandler page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Chris soon convinced himself that Jason was the mastermind of all his woes on the internet. Obsessed with this new enemy, Chris began an exhaustive investigation, and came to the conclusion that when Jason was 20, he had a girlfriend named Kathleen Nicole Wallace, and she was only 17 years old at the time. Chris began announcing this wherever he could, essentially accusing Howell of committing statutory rape. Chris's charge, of course, assumes the following:

  • That the Jason who created the ED page is the same Jason who dated Kathleen.
  • That Jason and Kathleen had sexual intercourse during this period when he was legal and she was not.
  • That Kathleen Nicole Wallace even exists.

All three are quite conceivable, but let's face it, Chris is the same guy who thinks he can recycle his own sperm by drinking it. It's difficult to put much stock in anything he says, even when it's plausible.

Nonetheless, Chris pressed the issue by e-mailing Kathleen to inform her of his grudge against Jason.

Hello, Kat, I am Christian Chandler

You may or may not know me (depending on how often you're on the internet, and if you've found me by reference or search), but I have something to tell you about your "cuddle-butt", Jason. He has been playing a Major Cog in the Slander Factory known as Encyclopedia Dramatica, and among all the innocent victims that the website has vandalized beyond the worst embarrassment known to mankind within their grasp, your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE.

Against me, that page has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, "I Love You" to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me. It broke my heart.

Also, the chaos from the page broke up the buddy friendship between me and my buddy, Joshua Martinez, who attended Special Ed classes with me during our childhood.

And after the first time I found that page myself, I went into a spiral of rage against that machine, that with the break-ups and chaos, I became depressed and went into a forced-by-personal-emotions hiatus.

There are numerous other chaotic happenings that raged from the ED page, but I can't remember them all.

Anyway, the point is, if it wasn't for your "Bully Next Door", I would not have to have had to endure the stress, emotional pains, break-ups, self-torments, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera!!!

Who knows what he may have in mind against you in relation. While he may have started with me, or possibly any one or more of the victims on Encyclopedia Dramatica, who knows when he will do something similarly evil or worse against you.

Oh, BTW, in other states, it IS illegal for his 20-year old self to be Dating 17-year old you.

My apologies for informing you and possibly causing emotional stress and rage, but I felt it was my duty to inform you before it was too late.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler."

Eventually, Chris would later discover that Joshua Martinez was trolling Chris all by himself. Megan severed ties with Chris over content on ED, but it was pictures of Megan that Chris himself uploaded to the site. Nonetheless, it appears that Chris schemed to take revenge by sabotaging Jason's relationship the same way he deluded himself into thinking Jason turned Megan against him.

Continuing his smear campaign against Jason, Chris depicted both him and Kathleen as villains in Sonichu #7. Kathleen was dubbed "Jason's Woman Slave", and drawn with a strange BDSM costume. The pair would return in the following issue, where Kathleen stood by and dispassionately witnessed Jason's confrontation with Sonichu (comic) and Rosechu.

Like all of the characters Chris bases off real-life people and events, his embellishments say more about himself than the target of his "satire". Refusing to believe that a minor would willingly engage in an "illegal" relationship with a "bully", so Chris depicts her as a slave, apparently forced to endure Jason's odious presence. Ironically, "Woman Slave" pretty much describes Chris's ideal Sweetheart, since he expects his hypothetical girlfriend to own a home, be the breadwinner, and do the housework while he sits around pretending to be a superstar video game designer.

Perhaps fearing legal retribution for using their real names in his comic, Chris has since edited the pages of Sonichu #'s 7 and 8 to use only their first names. Their full names still persist on Sonichuandrosechu.com, where Chris announces that "Jason Kendrick Howell and Kathleen Nicole Wallace will only be reffered to by ther FIRST NAMES ALONE." Honor roll, my ass.