Mia Hamm
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"Mia Hamm" is the pseudonym of the woman who relieved Chris of his status as a virgin with rage. She is a hooker whom Chris found on Backpage. Chris describes her as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24 with an "average" figure and C cup breasts, as well as piercings on her lip, tongue, and nipples. According to Chris, Mia has two daughters.