Minor Family Members
Carol Suzanne Chandler
Carol Suzanne Chandler (born 07 July 1969)[1] is Chris's half-sister and daughter of Bob Chandler.
According to Chris, Carol is a Math "Geinus" [sic] and "wiz". She won the 1988 Mathamatics department McShane award at the University of Virginia.[2]
Carol attended Providence Middle School with Chris.[3] Later, she was in Phi Beta Kappa. She earned a Ph.D. and is working for the federal government in Washington D.C.[4]
David Alan Chandler
Dr. David Alan Chandler is an ophthalmologist (glorified optician) in Richmond, son of Bob Chandler, and older half-brother to Chris.
Very little is known about him apart from Chris had an eye exam with him on 06 January 2004 and that Chris wasn't aware that he had a daughter by the name of Savannah, making him an uncle and his parents, grandparents.
Suffice to say, this is further evidence that the Chandler family bonds can only be described as "strained" at best.
Diary Excerpt
| “ | January 6: Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist, and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my current frames. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that. | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler | ||
Jonathan Carey
Jonathan Carey[5] is Chris' cousin, who was married on the last weekend of June, 2009. He lives in Red Oak, Virginia. It can be assumed Jonathan is the son of Uncle Raymond. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy Mays.
Savannah Chandler
Savannah Chandler is Chris's niece and daughter of David Alan Chandler (Chris' half-brother).
Virtually zero information on her exists other than the was eight years old as of 2004 (making her date of birth: 1996 - and current age (as of 2009) to be twelve or thirteen).
Its assumed that Chris has never met Savannah, as he has never provided any further information about her since his January 6, 2004 blog entry about him discovering that she existed.
January 6 2004 blog entry
January. 2004:
| “ | Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist, and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my current frames. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that. | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler | ||
Uncle Raymond
Uncle Raymond is Chris' uncle, and presumably Jonathan's father. According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at the wedding. Raymond is the brother of Snorlax, making Jonathan her nephew.