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The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on 15 [[November 2013]]. It is the best selling console of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 95.47 million consoles have been sold by [[May 2019]].<ref>https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/</ref>
 
Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets]]. He did however show contempt for its competition - [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee]] - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places).
 
This would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]]. He also purchased a Wii U some time later.
 
==The birthday saga==
===The outset===
On the first of the month, Chris [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY|asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook]] alongside a slew of specifications -  notably, he [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!|would later specify]] a white ''Destiny'' bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's [[Etsy]] shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, [[medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note|further elaborate]] that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle ''and'' camera would reduce the value on the voucher.
 
===Sorry, but really though give me a PS4===
The twelfth would see Chris upload [[Apologies for offending people|a video]] that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then ''reiterates his demands'' at the end of the video.
 
===Things go sour===
Incredibly, February 24th came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16|another video]] complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.
 
==Chris finally gets one==
[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]
 
However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 [[March 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. Closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself.. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in [[Sex toys|porn films]] together.
 
==Epilogue==
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|many videos]].
 
==PS4 games Chris owns==
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'''Note:''' This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
||''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''
|78
|100%
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''
|61
|100%
|
|-
|''My Name is Mayo''
|51
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''
|47
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''
|35
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Order: 1886|The Order: 1886]]''
|22
|100%
|
|-
|''Level 22''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] [[Wikipedia:Sonic Mania|Mania]]''
|18
|100%
|
|-
|''Letter Quest Remastered''
|12
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''
|7
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''
|22
|87%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic_the_Hedgehog#Sonic_Forces|Sonic Forces]]
|45
|80%
|Chris purchased three copies of this game, each for different consoles.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''
|21
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''
|17
|80%
|
|-
|''Back to Bed''
|13
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''
|9
|71%
|
|-
|''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] Remastered''
|19
|51%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''
|7
|38%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''
|38
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]] Remastered''
|25
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''
|6
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''
|26
|29%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''
|10
|23%
|
|-
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''
|10
|21%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''
|15
|20%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''
|4
|19%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''
|9
|18%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''
|3
|15%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
|3
|14%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''
|7
|13%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''
|2
|10%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''
|5
|9%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''
|5
|8%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''
|6
|7%
|Star of [[CWC's Destiny start|a "Let's Play"]] (that was [[Brutal Legend|completely silent]], thanks to Chris's cluelessness).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sword Art Online: Lost Song|Sword Art Online: Lost Song]]
|4
|6%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Playroom (2013 video game)|THE PLAYROOM]]''
|2
|6%
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his drunk wife]] live.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''
|4
|5%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''
|3
|4%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''
|2
|3%
|
|-
|''[[God of War]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mother Russia Bleeds|Mother Russia Bleeds]]
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Payday2|PAYDAY 2: Crimewave Edition]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|}
 
===Games at 0%===
Chris has 29 games which have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Release Date
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Helldivers|HELLDIVERS]]''
|2015
|-
|''The Treasures of Montezuma 4''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hohokum|Hohokum]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Infamous Second Son|inFAMOUS Second Son]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Woah Dave!|Woah Dave!]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Retro City Rampage|Retro City Rampage]] DX''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Race the Sun (video game)|Race The Sun]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: Black Ops III|Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Nova-111|Nova-111]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Thomas Was Alone|Thomas Was Alone]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Terraria|Terraria]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hotline Miami|Hotline Miami]]''
|2014
|-
|''Invokers Tournament''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Knack (video game)|KNACK]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lone Survivor (video game)|Lone Survivor]]''
|2013
|-
|''Shütshimi''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Doom (2016 video game)|DOOM]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Overwatch (video game)|Overwatch: Origins Edition]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness|Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness]]''
|2016
|-
|''Uncanny Valley''
|2017
|}
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