Pokéwalker of Fail

A PokéWalker in real life.

All the 28-year-olds are doing it!

Why would he wear it if he isn't walking?

Chris's probably looks something like this, but with an even worse paintjob.

The PokéWalker of Fail is Chris' most recently-appearing relic of fail.

A PokéWalker is best described as a hybrid of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a pedo-meter) and a Tamagotchi that's Pokeball-shaped & was originally bundled with the Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver versions. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his health, but because you can place a Pokemon in the pedometer and gain experience points for it by walking. So in an ironic fashion, it makes Chris even more lazy.

Chris being the artistic fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors.

It made its début in 6 June 2010 and later appears with him in public during the events of the Fridays After Five Concert that Chris attended on 18 June.