SingStar Challenge

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CWC Challenge is a video competition between Chris and CChanSonichuCWC to determine who is the real CWC.

Because Chris is too much of a pussy to challenge CChanSonichuCWC to a proper duel like a Southern gentleman, he has opted instead for a singing competition, like Southern homosexuals.

Happily, CWC couldn't have chosen a worse medium to duel through, as he is so tone deaf he doesn't even realize that he is tone deaf. Chris believes his singing voice has "a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor", so he seems to believe that he's a shoe-in to win.

Announcement

Because it's totally fair that Chris gets to set the rules to a competition he's competing in without even asking his opponent if the terms are acceptable, Chris laid out in great detail the rules of engagement:

Rules between The Original, Patriotic C.W.C. and the Brown-Striped Impostor C.W.C. -One Song At A Time from our individual Playlists. -Sing Without Printed Lyrics or Karaoke Equipment.. -Original MP3s must be played in background at appropriate audible volume.. -NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO. . -No Requests will be made from one Singer to the other BEFORE the 5th Song. After the Brown One sings Song 4, he may choose the Encore Track for me to sing, then I will choose his Encore Track for him to sing.. -Deadline for Each Player: 24 Hours from one Singer's Uploading of their Singing Video (After August 5, 2009 at Noon EST). If I upload on 12:30 PM Monday the 3rd, the deadline for the Brown One will be 12:30 PM Tuesday the 4th, and vice-versa. . -Use of any MP3 Players Fully Encouraged for playing the Tracks. . -NO IMPORTED TRACKS (No Japanese, Spanish, German, etc Tracks).. -ENGLISH TRACKS ONLY.. -NO Christian Weston Chandler Tracks, such as "So Need A Cute Girl", "Yellow Is A Mellow Color", etc. . -Once a Song, of that Title from That Artist has been sung, it Can Not be sung again by Either Player for the remainder of the Competition. My First Track is "Sonic Boom" from Pastiche; it is forbidden for it to be sung again by either Me or the Brown One for the remainder of the competition.. -NO Visual/Audio Video Edits for ALL SONG VIDEOS. No Dubbing Pre-recorded Audio over Video; ONLY Smooth Video One-Take Recordings Count (multiple takes towards final video are acceptable).. ***Failure to comply by ANY of these Rules at ANY time during the competition shall be Disqualified, and the Last Player Sung shall be Named the Winner Forever.. ***All Scores shall be tallied from accuracy of Lyric-Matching and praise from the watching audience, Officially by Judges that myself, and the Impostor will select THREE Close People, NO MORE THAN THREE FOR EACH OF US, on YouTube.. My List of Judges will be Noted by their YouTube Handle on My First Song for the Competition; I ask the man in brown to list his Judges' Handles on his First Video.. The DEADLINE for His First Video and Judge Selection will be Wednesday, August 5 at 12:00 NOON, EST.. Game On!

Even to the slow in the minds it's clear that several rules contradict themselves immediately, such as not being allowed karaoke equipment but being allowed to play the song itself in the background. This still hasn't stopped Chris from stuffing up.

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Game on. Abrey la contesta!

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Transcript

Hi, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. I challenge you in a SingStar competition. The rules are simple. We are to each pick one song out of our libraries, our own playlists, and sing them verbatim with out any printed lyrics and with out any karaoke. 'Quipment. (picks up camera) And I will show you right now how fair I am. My room lay out. (pans around his overstuffed with junk room) No karaoke equipment what so ever. (camera returns to Chris in frame) [sigh] And if it-and also we must have the mp3s played behind us, so therefore no musical instruments its so-what so ever in any video. And... only... in song number five, no song before, we [sigh] will allow each other to pick one song and challenge the other with that song. And the deadline for each uh, up, each uploaded song is etsa-approximately 24 hours from the previous one. So your song number one will, the deadline for that will be 24 hours after I upload and p-start my first st-song. [sigh] So, with that we will soon be commencing with the first track, "Sonic Boom" [holds up "Sonic CD" cover] (jump cut) And with that I will be showing you my lil lay out (camera once again turns to Chris's crap laden room) my speakers over there, (camera moves to show some Lego bricks) my camera will sit here (camera moves back to Chris) the only thing that I ask anotherly, anotherly in this, no separate microphones but only the microphones on our webcamps. [holds up a mirror to reflect the camera] (jump cut to Chris setting down the camera facing his bed and sits down into frame) (jump cut to Chris once again holding the camera on himself making the last jump cut meaningless) Oh, I forgot one thing, you may use your mp3 player of choice. My PSP is mine, attached to my speakers. (Chris once again sets down the camera) You may show me yours in your first video, Mr. Christian. (jump cut) Any mutiny against the rules I have set forth in this video will be [sigh] [dramatic glasses removal] not countable. And you will have to do it all over again. (jump cut to Chris throwing his glasses) And so with that (jump cut to Chris removing his vest and throwing it behind him) [starting to remove square medallion] Ow! [removes square medallion, holds it up to the camera to read: The Good Life) [starts to shave goatee dry] [after 11 seconds the head comes off the razor, Chris reattaches it and continues shaving then sets razor down] (jump cut) [one second into new scene razor head falls off again, Chris reattaches again and continues to shave until goatee is mostly gone] (jump cut) (jump cut) -rst thing, no imported music. Which means no Japanese, no Spanish, no German, no odd country language. Only English. Shame, would loved to play "Sailor Star" or "Flame Sniper" [makes motion as if getting ready to fire an arrow from a bow] (jump cut) And also, once a song has been sung, of that specific title, from that specific band, it will not be reusable in a future song. Neither by you, neither by me. Abide by the rules. (jump cut) [Chris is once again holding the razor] Game on. Abrey la contesta!

Round 1

Main article: SingStar Challenge Round 1

The first round of the SingStar Challenge pitted IBAChandler's rendition of "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog CD against CChanSonichuCWC's singing of "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Round 2

Main article: SingStar Challenge Round 2

The second round of the SingStar Challenge saw IBAChandler's version of "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M go up against CChanSonichuCWC's cover of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith.

Round 3

Main article: SingStar Challenge Round 3

The third round of the SingStar Challenge had IBAChandler singing "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears versus CChanSonichuCWC singing "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.

Round 4

Main article: SingStar Challenge Round 4

The fourth round of the SingStar Challenge involved IBAChandler singing "The Touch" by Stan Bush alongside CChanSonichuCWC covering "Think Twice" by Eve 6.

Round 5

Main article: SingStar Challenge Round 5

The ongoing fifth and final round of the SingStar Challenge sees the two competitors each sing a song at the others request. IBAChandler sang (two versions of) "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay.

Aftermath

After round five finished, Chris began a campaign against CChanSonichuCWC in various fronts, mainly through video:

• A "direct" confrontation between him and CChanSonichuCWC:
  • CWC - Exposing Jeff, where by his "detective work" he finds that CChanSonichuCWC's true name is Jeff, this name is a callback to a previous trolling affair.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!, a video who shows the rage held by Chris by the accomplishments of his rival, he tries to demotivate CChanSonichu by using her girlfriend, Kacey as a deterrent.
  • CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC, where he threatens legal persecution and gives some anecdotes about his life, mainly his name change and again mentions Kacey.
  • LOOK at the truth!, where he tries a comparison between him and CChanSonichuCWC, acknowledging and reaffirming his failures. This is also a video that shows a side of Chris few people have the fortune of not seeing, his manboobs.

• Trying to steal Kacey from CChanSonichuCWC, by the pretense of her being in love to the "Real Deal" Chris and not the impostor. This resulted in the following videos:
  • CWC - Hand Drawn Original, where he shows the viewers the process behind a Sonichu drawing. This insight reveals that Chris is incapable of holding a pen correctly and the materials used are Crayola markers.
  • For Kacey from CWC, Chris tried to impersonate CChanSonichuCWC and invite her to his home for visit.
  • A telephone interchange between Chris and Kacey, where he tells her some graphic acts of sexual activites that he wants to do to her.

CChanSonichuCWC was not happy with these events and began his crusade for vindication:

• A telephone conversation between him and Chris, where he tries to convince Chris that he is a impostor and should stop impersonating him. Chris, like in his previous video loses it again, threatening CChanSonichuCWC with the police and involving Bob in this debacle.
• His own final warning against Chris. CChanSonichuCWC shows his anger against the impersonator, exposing his faults and weaknesses. This video is notable for including a "The Matrix" reference, relating to Chris real name "Ian Brandon Anderson".

The Winner

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I declare myself the winner of the Singstar Challenge!

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