SingStar Challenge

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CWC Challenge is a video competition between Chris and CChanSonichuCWC to determine who is the better CWC.

Because Chris is too much of a pussy to challenge CChanSonichuCWC to a proper duel like a Southern gentleman, he has opted instead for a singing competition.

Given that Chris believes his singing voice has "a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor"[1], he may believe he's a shoe-in to win.

Da Rules

Because it's totally fair that Chris gets to set the rules to a competition he's competing in without even asking his opponent if the terms are acceptable, Chris laid out in great detail the rules of engagement:

Video

Transcript

Hi, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. I challenge you in a SingStar competition. The rules are simple. We are to each pick one song out of our libraries, our own playlists, and sing them verbatim with out any printed lyrics and with out any karaoke. 'Quipment.

(picks up camera)

And I will show you right now how fair I am. My room lay out.

(pans around his overstuffed with junk room)

No karaoke equipment what so ever.

(camera returns to Chris in frame)

[sigh] And if it-and also we must have the mp3s played behind us, so therefore no musical instruments its so-what so ever in any video. And... only... in song number five, no song before, we [sigh] will allow each other to pick one song and challenge the other with that song. And the deadline for each uh, up, each uploaded song is etsa-approximately 24 hours from the previous one. So your song number one will, the deadline for that will be 24 hours after I upload and p-start my first st-song. [sigh] So, with that we will soon be commencing with the first track, "Sonic Boom" [holds up "Sonic CD" cover]

(jump cut)

And with that I will be showing you my lil lay out

(camera once again turns to Chris's crap laden room)

my speakers over there,

(camera moves to show some Lego bricks)

my camera will sit here

(camera moves back to Chris)

the only thing that I ask anotherly, anotherly in this, no separate microphones but only the microphones on our webcamps. [holds up a mirror to reflect the camera]

(jump cut to Chris setting down the camera facing his bed and sits down into frame)

(jump cut to Chris once again holding the camera on himself making the last jump cut meaningless)

Oh, I forgot one thing, you may use your mp3 player of choice. My PSP is mine, attached to my speakers.

(Chris once again sets down the camera)

You may show me yours in your first video, Mr. Christian.

(jump cut)

Any mutiny against the rules I have set forth in this video will be [sigh] [dramatic glasses removal] not countable. And you will have to do it all over again.

(jump cut to Chris throwing his glasses)

And so with that

(jump cut to Chris removing his vest and throwing it behind him)

[starting to remove square medallion] Ow! [removes square medalion, holds it up to the camera to read: The Good Life) [starts to shave goatee dry] [after 11 seconds the head comes off the razor, Chris reattaches it and continues shaving then sets razor down]

(jump cut)

[one second into new scene razor head falls off again, Chris reattaches again and continues to shave until goatee is mostly gone]

(jump cut)

(jump cut)

-rst thing, no imported music. Which means no Japanese, no Spanish, no German, no odd country language. Only English. Shame, would loved to play "Sailor Star" or "Flame Sniper" [makes motion as if getting ready to fire an arrow from a bow]

(jump cut)

And also, once a song hass been sung, of that specific title, from that specific band, it will not be reusable in a future song. Neither by you, neither by me. Abide by the rules.

(jump cut)

[Chris is once again holding the razor] Game on. Abrey la contesta!

Round 1

Chris

Chris uploaded his first challenge video on 31 July 2009.
Singing the ending version of Sonic Boom.

Video

Lyrics

If you're strong, you can fly,
you can reach the other side of the rainbow.
It's alright, take a chance,
'cause there is no circumstance
that you can't handle (when you use your mind)


Mr. Bad's got it good
But, this ain't his neighborhood
he's taking over oh, no
Time is now, he can't hide
Find the power deep inside and make it happen.

Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom (trouble
keeps you runnin' faster)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Somic Boom (save the planet from disaster)

It's your move, break it out
That's what life's all about
It's your adventure Through the dark, to the light
It's a super sonic flight
gotta keep it goin'

Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom (trouble keeps you runnin' faster)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Somic Boom (save the planet from disaster)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom (spinnin' though the world in motion)
Sonic Boom, Sonic Boom, Sonic Booooom...


Your play!

Errors

Chris made several errors, even breaking several of his own rules:

I PRESSED PLAY

On 01 August 2009, Chris addresses accusations that he cheated in his Round 1 video.

Video

Transcript

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CChanSonichuCWC

Video

CChanSonichuCWC uploaded his video on August 1st, 2009. He appropriately sings "You're Pitiful" by Weird Al Yankovic.

Sauces